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A Corndog Named Clyde in 'No Mustard Please'
by Sandra S Corona

Monday, May 17, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Imagine ... a walking, talking, corndog :)!

Folks like to hold me
and often they squeeze.
I have a request ...
it's: no mustard -- please!
If you want hot dogs,
don't give me 'the eye'.
I'm just a corndog,
bite me ... I will cry.
Don't pour on relish
or douse ketchup. Gee,
I'm onto your tricks
and you won't catch me.
To lick that problem,
I've learned how to sneeze.
I 'aaaachooo' quite well ...
so 'excuse' me -- please!
I tend to be slim
and don't make a mess.
As a pet, perfect;
I don't bark ... you rest.
Don't go to a vet,
a good chef will do
to plump me up well
as if I were 'new'.
I am housebroken ...
seldom go outside.
Too many creatures ...
down 'hatches' I'd slide.
Folks who don't eat meat
are perfect. Oh, dear!
Someone is sniffing
and with big eyes, leer!
Folks like to hold me
and often they squeeze.
I have a request ...
it's: no mustard -- please!

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Reviewed by jude forese 5/20/2004
a very relishing recital ;)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 5/20/2004
cute cute write....BHUWAN!!!
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 5/18/2004
Funny; well-written; greatly enjoyed this 'cute' write!
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 5/18/2004
Way to cute Sandra!
I love Corndogs so I'll share one, no maybe two with you! ;O)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 5/17/2004
your not corny, but your too funny..hee, hee...
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/17/2004
Adorable write Sandra!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sarah Tagert 5/17/2004
Loved reading this very funny write!
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 5/17/2004
no mustard!!!!!! got to have that with my dogs.. great use of humor and had a good laugh reading this
Have a great week
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/17/2004

LOL--don't like corndogs, but i love hotdogs with mustard :) so...mustard, please :)

love this tasty bit of humor--thanks for the smile

(((HUGS))) and love to you and doogie, karla. :)
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/17/2004
Cute and creative. Enjoyed
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/17/2004
This is too cute, Sandy; but I think I will pass on the corn dogs; I don't care for them! (More for you! LOL) I'll just take my hot dogs plain or with ketchup!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 5/17/2004
LOL You make me laugh my friend! Well done!

Reviewed by A PAX 5/17/2004
LOL this is adorable!!! You have me smiling here! And believe me if a meal stated to suggest how I might eat way would I stay at that table! Did you ever read or see The Hitch Hikers Guide To the Galaxy stories......they showed it yrs ago on PBS, and the books are really great! Very funny and clever, english stuff. But there is one scene where a pig/man/food thing, is brought to the table and people have to talk to it and decide on what portion they want......I know it sounds bizarre if you haven't read or seen the series......but it was sooooooooo funny!!! Creepy shocking funny but funny........and this delightful write of yours brought that back to mind........ok i ramble.......think I will head to the kitchen and make a hot dog now!


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