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A Corndog Named Clyde in "Weenies and Pickles"
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In the West lived a corndog, Clyde,who thought of himself as a pet.
His dream; opera at the Met!
Others there—all carnivorous—smacked their lips when Clyde took the stage.
(Apparently ‘dogs’ are the ‘rage’.)
They savored Clyde’s scent ev’ry night—the ‘star’ welcomed him to her room.
She spread out a bun—‘twas too soon!
She wanted ‘something’ then and there … Clyde substituted a pickle.
With her tongue, the pickle tickled.
Still desiring a wee weenie, she followed Clyde when he would sing.
She even gave Clyde a gold ring.
Clyde decided to go ‘country’ then did some jazz as well as blues.
He looked so cool in blue, suede shoes.
Lucille, his honey, loved money so when Clyde got a little horse,
she packed her bags and left, of course.
You know … ev’ry dog has his day! There’s a time to live, laugh and thrive.
Pickles, his friend, clung to his side.
He of’t disguised himself … weenie; don’t have to flip a page to know
pickles lack the taste we love so.
Clyde donated his celery; he didn’t really need the ‘green’.
He is a ‘sport’ … is never mean.
Everyone wants to be top dog but all have to ‘squat’ now and then.
Everyone has grown since ‘back when’ …
Lo, don’t forget that Clyde’s a dog and Pickle ne’er came off a log.
(Condiments weigh both guys, they’re bogs!)

“This aria’s for dear Pickles,
who, last night, went down a fans ‘hatch’
(breathing heavily, wanting me, … natch).
I’d name my wee ones after you
but I will never have a one.
I wear a ‘patch’ for having fun.”

“Don’t keep depression … let it slide!
On me do jump, stick and ride Clyde!”

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/26/2004
Another cute write Sandra!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 5/25/2004
Well never be able to eat a Sonic Corn Dog again with straight face here, this is great and dieing laughing here now.
thank you for a little humor today for me
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/25/2004
Always a joy. Cute write. Love the ending.
Reviewed by Jim Dunlap 5/25/2004
You've got a wicked sense of humor. This is a hoot.
Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry 5/25/2004
what a love affair


Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/25/2004
LOL wonderful write!
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 5/25/2004

Exceptionally funny prose - a real pick-me-up! Great line, "Don't keep depression ... let it slide!" Comparable to children on a playground?

Best wishes,

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert 5/25/2004
This is so funny, I loved reading it. It really lifted my spirts after the day I have been having!
Reviewed by Cynth'ya 5/25/2004
I'm speechless. LOL!

cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by A PAX 5/25/2004
love that "fresh"meat ending! lol
toooooooo cute!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/25/2004
this is too funny, sandra! LOL love the part of him "turning country"; mebbe he ought ta do a duet with the "coal miner's daughter", loretta lynn, at the grand ole opry! stranger things have happened! LOL

this is a silly, fun write, but you ought to see karla's new poem. now THAT's silly! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/25/2004

long live clyde! :) LOL--this is too funny! and so cleverly written! BRAVA! encore! :) more, more!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) hee hee

you wanna see silliness? read "a poet i are" LOL--still trying to figure out where this came from LOL
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