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Floria is Next to be Roasted in Glue
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, May 29, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Hard to roast someone that is not "roastable", but I gave it a shot, a nice roast for a change...


Floria is Next to be Roasted in Glue…


 


Yes dear Floria, your time has come to pass,


Be clear Floria, I do this within the constraints of a mass,


I have a priest here, he says it is safe, to do a roast of you friend Floria, alas…


 


Loves God and all his saints,


Nothing wrong with that, certainly ain’t,


Always writes great reviews,


Nothing ever does she say that leaves a taint…


 


Never off color are her remarks,


Lighter is the color of her paint,


Not at all are her colors very faint…


 


Prays for us sinners,


That we all may become winners,


Certain of us surely do need that,


If a word were to be said,


That is negative about Floria,


I have yet to hear it,


Certainly not by this Ed…


 


So Floria, a roast I cannot do here,


Not in the classical sense my dear,


For a roast, something has to be said in negativity,


All I can find with regards you dear lady, is the positive,


That is all I have to say herein let me be perfectly clear…


 


                   © ed – 5/29/04


 


 


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Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/30/2004
Wonderful 'Roast from the Heart' for our dear Floria, Ed.

Well Done!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/29/2004
Very sweet and perfect for this author!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/29/2004
This one is special Ed! For a special Lady
who deserves your non roast,with tenderizer added!;-)
Well done! oops or was it rare!;-)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/29/2004
(((ed)))

this is the nicest roast i've ever eaten--READ!! i meant, read!! LOL *well done*

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/29/2004
even when you are roasting authors, ed, you can be civil and kind about it! nice little roast about our own floria; i am sure she will appreciate it!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

if you are thinking of roasting me, be sure to include some cajun music and/or cajun food! LOL i love both!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/29/2004
A gentle Roast indeed Ed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/29/2004
The sweetest roast I have ever read. I guess it's good to have someone praying for us sinners. Nice write.
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