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Rufuz on Vacation, by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, August 12, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the enlightened paws of Rufuz...

Rufuz on Vacation…by Rufuz


Trees dad, look at all the pretty trees,

Can I pee on them too, do they have knees,

Grass dad, look at all the pretty green grass,

Buuuurrrrppp, scuse me dad, I seem to have gas,

Could it have been that last blade of grass?


Smell this dad; oh it smells like an animal,

What kind do you think it is dad?

Do you think it will like me?

Hey dad this smells like a doggy, maybe a bitch,

Do you think she will like me, my virginity still intact, what a bitch…?


Oh dad why can’t I chase them doggies?

They are not doggies? But they have four legs and a tail, and they bark too,

Oh they are called coyotes, but they look like doggies, boy I wish I could play too,

But playin’ with you dad is just so much fun as well,

Playin’ with you I get to bite at your buns…


What’s that brown thing dad?

A ground hog, really?

Is that like a pig, like you call me when I burp in your face?

Why are they called a hog, do they live also in the ground?

So many questions, so little time,

I have so few answers within the size of my mind…


Can we go away again dad, please really soon?

I am tired of smelling the old smells here, they make me swoon…

          *From the paws of Rufuz*             

             © Rufuz ~ 8.12.2004





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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/13/2004

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute :) i love this write--and you and your daddy and mommy :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *woOFers!*
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/13/2004

You are quite the clever canine! Wonderful write; and looks like you had fun on vacation! Wish I could go on vacation....

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Cynthia Castle (Reader) 8/12/2004
Dear Rufuz,

You are quite an expressive poet!!! ...The wonders of nature! I enjoyed this write as much as you enjoyed your vacation! Thank you for sharing it! You show great talent! ...Must take after your Daddy! Peace thru new discoveries!

Reviewed by Scott Zachary 8/12/2004
You're getting better and better, Woofie. You think you've got a small brain, Woof, your daddy's brain has been earmarked for transplant upon his demise. If they actually perform that transplant, it will be a major step forward for science because no one has ever transplanted a human brain into an amoeba.

Good job, Woofie!
Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader) 8/12/2004
Very creative Ed or should I say Rufuz, glad you both enjoyed your trip,
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 8/12/2004
There is nothing like new discoveries. Great write.
Reviewed by Lori Moore 8/12/2004
You are too funny.

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