Rufuz on Vacation…by Rufuz
Trees dad, look at all the pretty trees,
Can I pee on them too, do they have knees,
Grass dad, look at all the pretty green grass,
Buuuurrrrppp, scuse me dad, I seem to have gas,
Could it have been that last blade of grass?
Smell this dad; oh it smells like an animal,
What kind do you think it is dad?
Do you think it will like me?
Hey dad this smells like a doggy, maybe a bitch,
Do you think she will like me, my virginity still intact, what a bitch…?
Oh dad why can’t I chase them doggies?
They are not doggies? But they have four legs and a tail, and they bark too,
Oh they are called coyotes, but they look like doggies, boy I wish I could play too,
But playin’ with you dad is just so much fun as well,
Playin’ with you I get to bite at your buns…
What’s that brown thing dad?
A ground hog, really?
Is that like a pig, like you call me when I burp in your face?
Why are they called a hog, do they live also in the ground?
So many questions, so little time,
I have so few answers within the size of my mind…
Can we go away again dad, please really soon?
I am tired of smelling the old smells here, they make me swoon…
*From the paws of Rufuz*
© Rufuz ~ 8.12.2004