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  A Lost Election
by Peter J. Oszmann
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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A lamentable tale in verse and a footnote in Haiku.


 


 


 


 


 


He lost the election, what shameful defeat!


Will he be able to get back on his feet?


How can he live with such devastating shame?


Life can never ever be the same again.


 


How could he cope now with his pain so acute?


…If only his secretary weren’t so cute…


He’s forced to leave office with tail ‘twin his legs


And his face covered with the “exploding eggs”.


 


How could it have happened? He did try his best…


Now he is forced to take a reclusive rest.


He’ll pack his bag and fly off to Niagara…


…And next time he will try to take Viagra...


 


 


 


 


Footnote: (in Haiku)


 


He’s a politician. His name is Dick…


 


He took Viagra…


And all night he’s been standing


Erect by the bed.


 


 


© P. J. Oszmann (2003)


© Illustration created in Publisher and Photoshop. (2003)


 


 


Jew Be or Not Jew Be


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Reviewed by Amira van Kerk
Geat write.
Wonder who you were talking about hehe...
Purely fiction, right
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
great stuff, peter!

*am still praying for you and your wife*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Good write indeed....BHUWAN
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Some one will hang something on it sooner or later.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Oh, I see, a wise guy, eh? ;-)
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Nice one. I love the footnote!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Oh great, just what the Den needs, another comedian, you are really quite crazy you do know that, right Peter? Enjoyed and thanks for the smiles, Ed & Rufuz
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