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See what happens when you leave your child HOME ALONE!
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, September 18, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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MaCauley Culkin, once the glamor boy of the screen,
Now he may be of the prison in Oklahoma, a queen...

“See what happens when you leave your child HOME ALONE!”


Mac did get arrested,

Pills and pot the officers attested,

Looking at that face now,

No longer is he the home alone kid, en how…


His career over at eighteen,

Now he is twenty-four,

And heading for the prison door,

Released on bail, he is acting like he is four…


His big money blown,

By his father, his manager, supposedly grown,

Just goes to tell us all, yes we are shown,

Never do leave our children “HOME ALONE!”

                © ed ~ 9/18/04

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Reviewed by Dawn Richerson 9/19/2004
such sadness at every turn of this tragedy of a childhood that never was
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 9/19/2004
He is on a trip allright!!

A trip to Hell I guess!!

Great message Ed!!

Love through smiles!!

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 9/18/2004

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 9/18/2004
Ed, you are right as rain on this one. This is indeed a sad tale.

PS...I wont have to cut my long hair, at the rate its receding...... well :{

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 9/18/2004
Goofy Looken Bastard _Huh,i.e. Totally Drugged Out Face!

Credit For Write Taken Time To Write About Our Children Who Need Help!

Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/18/2004
How right you are Ed! This is a sad story, one that should never have to be, with all the material wealth they had no happiness came from it. Why? Ask the one no one likes to think of except when they're sick!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/18/2004

and don't let them watch "home alone" *grins*

parents need to parent their kids again, don't you think? no wonder they're running amok

great write--sad pic

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :)

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