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Bean Soup Humming
by Tinka Boukes

Monday, September 20, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Music "The Wayward wind”


Bean Soup Humming

 

It was not the humming bees humming

I know it was not the wind blowing

But something started to rumble inside

As my tummy started to tumble around

Oh I ate bean soup by the scoops

Now my nose has no hope

As the soup make the loops

Suffering the onslaught of reboot

Of that wonderful bean soup

Me now have to overlook death O’ fart


As I need to release this gas build up

My intestines so weak…

From this pooh-hoo

Some melodic sounds escape the loop

As I start to laugh in bed

At the first tiny escape

That crossed my eyes

Mute unresisting face of innocence turned red

As heads turn towards the melodic tunes in beat

Made by momma’s bean soup fumes

The moans are dreadful

Whence no one dare to ask

Momma did you fart?

Waiting in agony

And devilish eyes

As the next one approaches the archives

The pooh-hoo bean soup… poop

Calling for a refill

Of mommas delicious…

Bean soup

 

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Reviewed by Amira van Kerk 9/21/2004
He he....
Happened to me as well, I must admit - therefore I rather stay away from bean soup!
Cool write.
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 9/21/2004
Tinka,

A very hilarious write - well-tooted to say the least ... rhythmic all the way - excellent!!

Robert
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger 9/21/2004
Tinka, unfortunately I have been extremely busy lately, but I have continued to read all of your spectacular poetic creations since I’ve joined AD. I have enjoyed reading and learning from your gifted quill. You have extraordinary poetic talent, style and grace and your informative poetry shall continue to enlighten the masses long after we depart from this world. I will cherish the memories of your friendship and your original compositions throughout eternity. You have raised the comprehension level in all who are fortunate enough to visit your creative Den. Thank you for sharing your admirable abilities my valued friend. Take care and be well. Keep The Faith.
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 9/20/2004
Oh Tinka only you this is hunmerous and well done smiles.

LP
Reviewed by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com 9/20/2004
Girlfren,! Are related to Ed Matlack, this is hilarious! At least the protein count will be in the standard range even if the flatulence level is out of order. . .

blessin's
cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by jude forese 9/20/2004
man, does this have a powerful aroma to it ...
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/20/2004
Tinka this is a subject I can do without, but if you
insist on putting it to poetry,I guess I have to
comment! You write crude crap very well;-)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/20/2004
And to think people call me "sick", this is the best and sickest so far and the picture I couldnt get past without roaring with laughter...you have outdone yourself & even another comedic poet we both know...;) Ed
Reviewed by William Bonilla 9/20/2004
Pewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Tinka, I thought ladys didn't fart
I thought they just (((((((((( SLIENTLY )))))) "po"
funny write Kid

William .....Peace & Love
Reviewed by A PAX 9/20/2004
lol your a hoot!
thats the scoop
clench cheeks tight
farts sure bite!

lolol
Reviewed by Lori Moore 9/20/2004
Very funny!
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 9/20/2004
Hahaha, sounds like my husband, Tink!! Whimsical humorous write on a bodily function we all have to deal with, goof! :D
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 9/20/2004
Whoever smelt it delt it.

LOL Stinkypinkytinky...
Reviewed by Peter Paton 9/20/2004
Avoid this soup like the plague , Tinka...Lol
Peter
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 9/20/2004
rotfl!!

What a hoot!

sueb
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/20/2004
(((tinka)))

i can't review--laffin too hard--AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! tooo funny--thanks--

(((HUGS))) and lvoe, karla. :D LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/20/2004
YUMMERS! I LOVE bean soup, but it really plays havoc with my intestines! LOL Cute write; thanks for sharing! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL
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