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Sean D Rasmussen

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Mad Kitties
by Sean D Rasmussen
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The kitty cats are upset with me,
as you can probally guess.
They feel I have abused them,
and caused undue duress.

I was nice until I noticed,
that kitty cats had fleas.
That no amount of scratching,
or cleaning could appease.

I went and bought flea collars,
some flea stuff and some soap.
(Maybe one day they will forgive me.
Is that too much to hope?)

So I caught the kitty cats,
and bathed them one by one.
They said bad words in kitty cat,
and howled until I was done.

I now have two wet felines,
but they are clean kitty cats.
They are regarding me with suspision now,
looking much like drowned rats.

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Reviewed by Sue Hess 10/1/2004
don't they hate baths!!! but they will be grateful for the lack of fleas, as will you
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/1/2004
Hilarious! LOL
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/1/2004
Ho Ho! Had to do the same to some of mine, and they really do look like drowned rats after a bath. My two mutts didn't mind the bath at all.
Reviewed by Lori Moore 10/1/2004
"So I caught the kitty cats,
and bathed them one by one.
They said bad words in kitty cat,
and howled until I was done."

This is toooo funny!
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