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Lady A's Epitath ~Nikki's Challenge
by A PAX

Wednesday, October 06, 2004
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Lady A's Epitath

Here lies Lady in her grave
Cut her neck, as she shaved
Menopause can be so scarey
When suddenly your face is hairy!

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Reviewed by Randal Files (Reader) 10/7/2004
Your wit is delicious...and as usual, your talent devine
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/7/2004
Howlingly Good! And a challenge well met. Love the picture, too!
Reviewed by andrea coltman 10/7/2004
Very good, Anita, this had me howling too!!!...best wishes Andrea
Reviewed by Paul Berube 10/7/2004
Lady A,
They sell medication to stop the bleeding just remember ; never use a tourniquet. (lol) Great challenge come back.
Reviewed by jude forese 10/6/2004
at least the hot flashes are gone ;)
Reviewed by Phillip William Allen 10/6/2004
This still has me laughing. Love the pic too
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 10/6/2004
LOLOLOL...
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 10/6/2004
Lord, Anita, you should've heard the howling laughter I let out in my house. ;-)
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 10/6/2004
... and when the skin of the features starts to melt down like the candlewax that lights the mirror to shave by... aaahoooo!!! (werewolf calling!) The "Freckle and Slide"-factor! Sadly, all too true - but you'll ALWAYS be a Lady! TY Kate xx
Reviewed by Janet Parker 10/6/2004
It only took four lines of your talent for me to almost fall out of my chair laughing. Hilarious and brilliant. I'm sixty, but thank goodness my hairs are blonde. That doesn't mean I haven't used the razor a couple of times. I'd better be careful.
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader) 10/6/2004
Oh what a delightful but fear-inspiring truth.
Only you can create these beauts!

When I was about 20 years old, I saw a woman of about 65,
with long (I mean like an inch or more) coarse hairs jutting from
her chin. I swore that would never happen to me...and so far...
*a soft moustache, maybe?* Hee hee hee....(what the heck am
I laughing about?).
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 10/6/2004
shhhhh..don't give away all our secrets
Reviewed by Lori Moore 10/6/2004
Lol... Good one.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/6/2004
Only you Anita !hahaha This takes the cake! Gotta Love it!;-)LOL
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 10/6/2004
You always crack me up with your fine and very eclectic sense of humor!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/6/2004
Hehehehehe Only You...Only You Lady Mc Meno!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/6/2004
(((lady a)))

hysterical! (or should i say, "HAIR-sterical"???) LOVE IT

(((HUGS))), love and continued prayers, karla. :)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 10/6/2004
LOL this is great!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/6/2004
lol too funny, anita! you are a scream! LOL

thanks for sharing; wonderful response to nicole's challenge! challenge well met and then some!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Peter Paton 10/6/2004
And I thought it was only us boys that had this little local difficulty....Te He
Nice one Lady...

Peter



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