Cheney and Edwards were a site to behold
Edwards so nervous, no water could control.
He spoke of a war; wrong war, wrong time, wrong place,
But gathering international backing, their scorn he will face.
Edwards and Kerry believe in the Global test,
But Cheney believes as Bush, putting the Global test to rest.
Edwards says he’s for marriage between woman and man,
But will do all he can to support Steven and Stan.
Edwards was a lawyer, a trial one with baggage galore,
So, if elected, check your insurance, for it will go up even more.
Edwards had his talking points, that was so true ,
but Cheney nailed him when he said, “Tonights the first time I’ve met you”
Edwards thought he had Cheney, grinning from ear to ear,
But if you can’t beat Howard Dean, why should the terrorists even fear.
To say the media was bias, they say that isn’t fair,
But clear to debate professionals, Cheney won fair and square