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National Celibacy Day...November 2, 2004
by Ed Matlack
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Please join myself and millions of others in celebrating National Celibacy Day this coming November 2nd...



                       "NO DICK...NO BUSH!"

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Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
hahahahahahahaha, oh my! This made my day!!!
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Kennedy and LBJ brought about a trip to the moon... Clinton took us closer to studying Venus and Mars... this guy here? Beware UR-anus! Don't bend over... DO VOTE! katy xox.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

you're a mess. :) just vote--if you don't you have no right to complain :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
I'm a virgin Ed.. How many you want lady A?
Reviewed by A PAX
anyone got a rubber??
Reviewed by Janet Parker
Sorry, I just can't vote for Gomer Pyle.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
no comment....
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Not my vote I guess!!

Till death do HIS part!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
See, I learn something new every day. Never knew about National Celibacy Day; will mark it on my calendar. Thanks!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
LOL, Ed!!! Very clever.
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