Relationships based on obligation lack
lack dignity~Wayne Dyer
THE LEGEND OF THE PHU KING
A royal affair would soon convene
The most impressive ever seen
Sovereigns came from every land
Dressed in splendor...rich and grand
Arrivals hailed from near and far
Bearing flags of sun and stars
Bannered colors hoisted high
To dazzle and intrigue the eye
Emperors, chiefs, and warrior kings
Queens in silks and finest rings
Hero's, masters, despots, lords
Dynasties by birth or sword
For every ass there was a throne
And by their deeds....were they best known
Until one man entered the room
Whose royal bearing......seemed ASS-umed!
As he surveyed his fellow crowns
He saw them base, and near to clowns
His nose rose high, into the air
He cleared his throat, as he declared........
All you fools of no account!
Rolled together......would not amount
To be the bright star that I am
For I am brilliance....beyond man!!
YOU have shown such disrespect
Quiet down! Do not object!
No one invited, the likes of me!
And yet I rein....by YOUR decree!
I am the royal KING OF PHU!
Behold my power.....over you!
You think you rule, by your own hands
When it is I who.....would command
Time for tribute......lets begin
Kiss my rings, and bow to whims
I am the KING OF PHU you know
Genuflect, with posture low
All the kings were shocked indeed
And yet obeyed....by oiled need!
They kissed his rings....then quickly passed
The PHU KING tyrant.....who wanted ASS!
Be this legend, truth or tale
It seems some monarchs...are for sale!
And when it's time to pay the piper
Some fools exit.....in a diaper!
The KING of PHU, is everywhere
So choose your allies, with great care
PHU KING is waiting for mistakes
To penetrate with heavy weight!
Rule with sight....avoid his help
His aid in time.....would make you yelp!!
Those benefits...you soon would rue!
Once PHU KING gets his staff in you!
The PHU KING's smooth and often crude
He's got it rigged.....he's got the lube
Grab your ankles.....bare your ass
Walk to work....and save your gas!!!
(c)Lady A 2004