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The Legend Of The Phu King (Political Satire?)
by A PAX
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Relationships based on obligation lack

lack dignity~Wayne Dyer


A royal affair would soon†convene

The most impressive ever seen

Sovereigns† came from every land

Dressed in and grand

Arrivals†hailed†from near and far

Bearing flags of†sun and stars

Bannered colors hoisted high

To dazzle and intrigue the eye

Emperors, chiefs, and warrior kings

Queens in silks and finest rings

Hero's, masters, despots, lords

Dynasties by birth or sword

For every ass there was a throne

And by their deeds....were they†best known

Until one man entered the room

Whose royal bearing......seemed ASS-umed!

As he surveyed his fellow crowns

He saw†them base, and near to clowns

His nose rose high, into the air

He cleared his throat, as he declared........

Ahem Ahem

Trumpets Please!!!

All you fools of no account!

Rolled together......would not amount

To be the bright star that I am

For I am brilliance....beyond man!!

YOU have†shown such disrespect

Quiet down! Do not object!

No one invited, the likes of me!

And yet I YOUR decree!

I am the royal KING OF PHU!

Behold my power.....over you!

You think you rule, by your own hands

When it is I who.....would command

Time for tribute......lets begin

Kiss my rings, and bow to whims

I am the KING OF PHU you know

Genuflect, with posture low

All the kings were shocked indeed

And yet oiled need!

They kissed his rings....then quickly†passed

The†PHU KING tyrant.....who wanted ASS!


Be this legend, truth or tale

It seems some monarchs...are for sale!

And when it's time to pay the piper

Some fools a diaper!

The KING of PHU, is everywhere

So choose your allies, with great care

†PHU KING is†waiting for mistakes

To penetrate with†heavy weight!

Rule with sight....avoid†his help

His aid in time.....would make you yelp!!

Those soon would rue!

Once PHU KING gets his staff in you!

The PHU KING's smooth and often crude

He's got it rigged.....he's got the lube

Grab your ankles.....bare your ass



Walk to work....and save your gas!!!




(c)Lady A 2004
Conservation Tips & Form Letter To Decrease the Speed Limit! (like thats gonna work! lol)

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Reviewed by andrea coltman
Great humour here wishes Andrea
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
You can write this, and say that I scare you? Surely you jest. I have to give it to you . . . er . . . praise, Im talking about fer this'n.
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger
Lady A, they say the long journey begins with the first step, and after reading this humorous write, Iíll agree that itís a wise decision to walk instead of driving if one can. Itís also a very informative link. Thanks for sharing it. Youíre right, the speed limit will not go down. However, unless we have another energy shortage, which I believe is going to happen very soon then it might happen again. Excellent work.
Reviewed by jude forese
really well penned humor!
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Okay, before I even read it, I scrolled down to type that I'm laughing at the title. Now I'll go back and read the poem.

Oh, my gawd! Fit for a Monty Python review! You rock!
Reviewed by Janet Parker
very funny, Lady A. Enjoyed
Reviewed by E T Waldron
you have more puking phu kings
Than anyone I know;-)hahahahah

your wit is a wonder that
makes my laugh thunder
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Prefer looking at womens butts myself..
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Lol... good one.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
(((lady a)))

excellent satire! excellent write!

take a bow--you've earned it :)

(((HUGS))), love and continued prayers, karla. :)
Reviewed by Peter Paton
We'll look over our shoulders Anita...
Nice one
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Well penned Anita!!

Reviewed by Dale Clark
LOL This is rich! I will watch my ass.
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