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Is it posible for a snow person to be hot?
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, December 09, 2004
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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All I needed to find my humor was a few good

Is it possible for a snowperson to be hot?


I doubt that it is possible for a snow lady to be hot,

So I guess that it is a no or is it a not,

She does stand in her own yard, yes her own lot,

She does display her boobs to make all the snowmen hot…


Hot enough they are to melt,

While they are trying to get to her so she can be felt,

What is that laying in the yard, a snowman’s belt?

Fell off it did, after he did melt, on his way to her to be felt…


Not much can I write about a snow lady and her boobs,

Only the most stupid in the land would believe she is real,

They must be backwoodsmen or country rubes,

Not much education does it take to see what she does reveal…


So when making your snow person this winters year,

Try to make it look like a woman instead, yes appear,

Attract you will all the male snowmen with their carrots straight up,

I am nothing more here, than my usual sincere…

        © ed ~ 12/9/04



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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 12/10/2004
Oh my but I have had a neighbor that did build these types of snow people in his yard. Made some interesting ones too. Funny Ed.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/10/2004
Wait a minute - they're not real?! How can this be? I've met some very frosty ladies in my day.
Reviewed by Silke Lance, Dr. Ph (Reader) 12/9/2004
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/9/2004
Melting write on a cold day Ed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 12/9/2004
I have a snow picture that would blow you away :-) Yes ......somebody sent me a photo of a snowwoman giving a blowjob to a snowman. Been thinking of find it again and posting a poem with it. Call it Snow Job?

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