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Santa did not wear his seatbelt...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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For shame Santa, now you are stuck inside a buck...

Santa did not wear his seatbelt


Stopped on dime,

Santa did enter my behind,

No seatbelts did he wear,

He did not initially have a care…


Now he is stuck,

Yes, he is truly a part of this buck,

For him it really must suck,

But the buck is enjoying it,

Santa is stuck amongst the muck…


Another Christmas tale,

Of humor without fail,

Of old chubby Santa,

Stuck in the hole below this bucks tail…


© ed ~ 12/15/04

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 12/16/2004
Oh, my god.... don't let anyone remove his boots and tickle his feet! Jaysus!! hehehe... (was he on a cell phone too? Yeah.. I thought so) Sigh... Your mind has no rules, does it? hehe katy xox.
Reviewed by D May (Reader) 12/16/2004
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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 12/16/2004
This reminds me of what should happen to a few people that don't wear seatbelts around here.
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 12/16/2004
Police Academy One, only it was the horses ass, that Harris went up, straight away it just came to me LOLOL, fair go Ed, this is just sooooooo, " words fail me mate" to busy laughing ROFLMAO
TY needed that.
Oh Struth, he's supposed to come to OZ and change over his Reindeers in Sydney for the Six white boomers, that is of course if he can extract his head.....eeeeeaaaaawwwww

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/16/2004
Is this the real meaning of the phrase, "The Buck Stops Here?"
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 12/16/2004
You have a grand sense of humor Ed! I'm not sure which one I feel sorry for! Santa or the Buck!
Merry Christmas!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/16/2004
Oh Shit!!!


Now this is a real Stinky ???

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Silke Lance, Dr. Ph (Reader) 12/16/2004
Ho Ho Ho!

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