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hot mama
by Lynn Barry

Sunday, December 19, 2004
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My Big K purchase is hot...

I felt I needed
Jazzing up
I stopped
And then
I shopped
I put "it" on
And knew "it" was
The needed
Top to pop
That blah blah
Bubble I was in
The one that says,
"You're dull."
So on I put "it"
My lambskin vest
And "hot mama"
Is the only feeling
I now know

--thank GOD for big K and Jaclyn Smith

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Reviewed by Kathy Bosworth 12/23/2004
I'm glad you are all jazzed up Lynn! Don't unzip it anymore! Wouldn't want that top to pop too much. hehe
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 12/21/2004
Ha ha...loved this, excellent!

Reviewed by Sandie Angel 12/20/2004
Hot mama sure looks great! Wonderful write.

Have a Wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/20/2004
Getting rid of 'The Blah Blahs' is truly a wonderful feeling!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/19/2004
I echo Handsum's words. You go, girl! Awesomely uplifting little creative gem, Lynn. Love and peace to you.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 12/19/2004
WOEeeeeeee! What an up town girl you are now. I love that expression on your face there.
Have a great Christmas and a Priceless New Year!
Lurve ya!
Cuzz I'm yo cuzzz........
Reviewed by Handsum Hart 12/19/2004
You go girl.

Happy Holidays
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/19/2004

MAMA! you're HOT! :)

enjoyed this one--glad you're feeling so good! :)

(((HUGS))), love and merry Christmas, karla. :)
Reviewed by Joyce Rapier 12/19/2004
Hi,ya, Hot Mama! Great picture goes good with a super vest on a great friend. Love ya, Joyce....HUGS!
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