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Five Days Before Christmas
by Zenith Elliott

Friday, December 24, 2004
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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I posted this at the RT as a rant...Thanks to Nordette, responding with "No No Ho Ho" I figured some of you might relate.


 

Five days before X-mas

and all through the house,

people are trippin

I'm ready to bounce...

straight out of my chair

smackin them upside their heads,

then when I'm chillin

I'll tell them Santa is dead!

They'll cry and they'll shriek

as they think I'm unkind,

so I'll toke on some medicinal

weed and sip on fine wine,

after a hot bubble bath

as I'm fallin asleep,

thinking over and over...

how revenge is so sweet.

 

I know good and well that everyone running around with smiles frozen on their faces is not feeling the holidays.

***Disclaimer***  Even though I felt like spiderwoman this particular night and was walking the walls and ceilings, No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that night...lol

If you haven't already read Nordette's come back to this write go to http://authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?AuthorID=21715&id=125796

Happy Holidaze's to all and don't lose your humour.
 

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 11/25/2005
good one
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 12/28/2004
heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
Reviewed by Ian Thorpe 12/28/2004
And I want to assure you no Turkeys, Chickens or Pigs were harmed to facilitate our family Christmas - except for the ones we ate.

This was a witty one and a message I'm sure many will relate to.

love
Ian
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader) 12/27/2004
Good write. Some people were feeling no pain whatsoever. At least no elves or Santas were harmed in the writing of this poem.
Reviewed by jude forese 12/25/2004
it's time to take a real holiday ;)
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 12/25/2004
Revenge Is Sweet(er) Than Ever You Can Believe!

TRASK
Reviewed by George Carroll 12/25/2004
Merry Christmas from all with frazzled nerves.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 12/25/2004
Mizzlady, I'm almost sure that everybody that reads it, will relate in some manner..
The holiday blurs gets us all before it's over with!
Merry Christmas!

Lisa
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/24/2004
Thank you for sharing this timely offering and for the smiles. Best wishes. Love and peace to you, Mizzlady. Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/24/2004
Heheheheheh.....thanks for the good ole laugh before I go to bed!!

Merry Christmad...oops Christmas Zen!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/24/2004
Thanks for sharing Z! I read Nordette's;-) This is great. Have a good one;-)!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/24/2004
No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that night...lol

Wonderful News, Mizzlady - and HO HO HO on your wonderful rant!



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