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Five Days Before Christmas
by Zenith Elliott
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I posted this at the RT as a rant...Thanks to Nordette, responding with "No No Ho Ho" I figured some of you might relate.


Five days before X-mas

and all through the house,

people are trippin

I'm ready to bounce...

straight out of my chair

smackin them upside their heads,

then when I'm chillin

I'll tell them Santa is dead!

They'll cry and they'll shriek

as they think I'm unkind,

so I'll toke on some medicinal

weed and sip on fine wine,

after a hot bubble bath

as I'm fallin asleep,

thinking over and over...

how revenge is so sweet.


I know good and well that everyone running around with smiles frozen on their faces is not feeling the holidays.

***Disclaimer***  Even though I felt like spiderwoman this particular night and was walking the walls and ceilings, No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that

If you haven't already read Nordette's come back to this write go to

Happy Holidaze's to all and don't lose your humour.

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead
good one
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
And I want to assure you no Turkeys, Chickens or Pigs were harmed to facilitate our family Christmas - except for the ones we ate.

This was a witty one and a message I'm sure many will relate to.

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Good write. Some people were feeling no pain whatsoever. At least no elves or Santas were harmed in the writing of this poem.
Reviewed by jude forese
it's time to take a real holiday ;)
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Revenge Is Sweet(er) Than Ever You Can Believe!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Merry Christmas from all with frazzled nerves.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Mizzlady, I'm almost sure that everybody that reads it, will relate in some manner..
The holiday blurs gets us all before it's over with!
Merry Christmas!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thank you for sharing this timely offering and for the smiles. Best wishes. Love and peace to you, Mizzlady. Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Heheheheheh.....thanks for the good ole laugh before I go to bed!!

Merry Christmad...oops Christmas Zen!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Thanks for sharing Z! I read Nordette's;-) This is great. Have a good one;-)!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that

Wonderful News, Mizzlady - and HO HO HO on your wonderful rant!
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