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Vibrating Phalanx Lost
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, January 02, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Inspired by a memory brought about after reading Judy Lloyds "WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO THE ER?"

Vibrating Phalanx Lost…

 

Lost it was,

That is the buzz,

In his rear,

So close to him near,

To the hospital he did go in fear…

 

No transportation had he,

He did walk all the way,

Imagine that feeling, we,

He should a story write,

And then make it into a movie…

 

The nursing staff did giggle,

The doctors asked did it wiggle?

This guy he just turned red,

Embarrassed was he, his own fault,

Should have bought one with a handle,

Or maybe just as well to use a candle,

Melt it would eventually, would not have had to put up with this scandal…

                    © ed ~ 1/2/05
 


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Reviewed by Roger Ochs 1/3/2005
If he had used a candle would that be considered "waxing poetic"?
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/3/2005
Another great one from your quil Sir Eddity!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/2/2005
Inspired by a memory, hey??!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/2/2005
Oh, no, don't fly off the handle! It wasn't lost, just misplaced. ;-).
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 1/2/2005
Yep but I left out the one where the guy had a pipe on his penis. I shall never forget it. Seems the lady did not like his messing around. The trouble was that had to cut it off and I mean it but I did not want the men to go ouch. Only time I think he should have got a gun.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/2/2005
too funny! LOL thanks for the grins; i am a keepin' this one! this is too much! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

happy new year to you and yours; may 2005 be your best year EVER!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/2/2005
(((ed)))

LOL!!!!!!!!! as a medic, i saw some pretty strange things meself...i won't embarrass the poor patients who came to the e.r. with all manners of oddities stuck up...there...LOL

a hysterical write--enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
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