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Adult VeeDub
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, January 09, 2005
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Adult VeeDub…

 

No I didn’t say it was a sub,

Nor is it a place to take a bath, a tub,

Not only those two, but this is the rub,

It is for all to see an adult veedub…

 

Volkswagen never had in their minds this,

When first they did build their people car,

Come a long way it has so far,

Such a cute little machine, this paint job so bizarre…

 

It certainly does seem to lend itself well,

To the paint scheme on the front hood,

I wonder what is on the back,

Possibly just an anal crack…?

        © ed ~ 1/9/05
 

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/10/2005
(((ed)))

Laffin too hard to review--GOd help us that's too funny--

that's a big ole hairy bug KARLA SHUT UP LOLOLOLOL

outta here--hyestical

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) hee hee hee WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.!!!!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/10/2005
OMG...........LOL!!

Say No More...or I will be in BIG troubleeeeeeeehehehehe!!

Love your new BUG...splatternice!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jude forese 1/9/2005
i heard driving a VW is of pussies anyway ;)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 1/9/2005
Where is everyone's mind??!! Anyone can see it's a lovely tree that has shed its leaves. Right? Am I right? (grin) Who's to say what art is, hmmmmmmm? hehe You take the cake, Eddie M! katy xox.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/9/2005
I am amazed this car has been allowed to stay on the road. LOL.
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 1/9/2005
Now this is the Ed I know are you sure we did not share a bottle of tequelia somewhere in West Virginia or was it Mexico because you are just like an Ed that I knew way back when I was taking applications for husbands. Or is it that he just decided that messing up angels minds was funny enough and came back. Real treat here especially after the way I feel tonight.
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/9/2005
I DO NOT want to see the back, especially after the visuals of your stink bod poem earlier...LOL...very funny picture, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

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