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  The Smell of Ignorance
by Paul Williams
Monday, January 17, 2005
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Tongue in cheek rhyme about bodily functions

The Smell of Ignorance



floating flatulence drifting free

a foul aroma usually blamed on me

unfair and incorrect

itís usually the one who walked away

the one with no respect.


P Williams 2005




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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 1/28/2005
A simple "oops" usually saves face... OR... gingerly stepping away. I'm with Andy... it's very helpful to have a dog around. HA!

Brevity, well-packed, Paul. Hilarious! katy xox.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/17/2005
I blame it on the dog. Even though she's in doggy heaven..
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott 1/17/2005
Ahhh...I've inadvertantly walked into the "smell of ignorance" on occasion! Lol well done! ~Z~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/17/2005
Hehehe a stinky this one!!

I know someone like this...or shall I say many!!

A Poofect write!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jude forese 1/17/2005
whoever first smelt it dealt it ;)
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 1/17/2005
Stinks don't it? Good one Paul. lol!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/17/2005
Ignorance is bliss!!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 1/17/2005
And I thought that they pointed the finger at me.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/17/2005
hahahahaha now if that isn't the height of fraudulent;-)heehee
Very witty Paul!;-)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/17/2005
too funny, paul! LOL thanks for the grins today!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/17/2005

LOL--o, this is rich!!!!!! :-) we have a saying 'round these parts: "you name it, you claim it!" LOL

i love it--too funny

(((HUGS))) and thanks for the *grins,* karla. :)
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