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A Sexy Limerick
by John H Bidwell
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
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My first attempt at a limerick, and perhaps I'll do the world a favor and stop at one.

A Sexy Limerick

Mutual consenting adults

We do it with catapults.

We meet in the sky

And my oh my

We’re happy with the results.

John H. Bidwell

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Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Huh? Wha...
Very imaginative, John.
Reviewed by David Maclellan
Hahaha, don't stop at one John! Laughter is good for the soul...Regis's one OK too!
Must give it a go...
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I think it's great for a first attempt, John.

Limericks are a lot of fun

As you've shown by sharing this one

They can be quite rude

Depends on one's mood

They're better than using a gun

Okay. That's an awful limerick, John but you got me in the mood to try one. Thank you for this. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Nila Jamier
I really liked the second verse:)
I think you should do some more.
learning and trying go hand in hand.
I cannot write one:)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahaha gotta laugh John, at the visuals! but it's a
grand limerick, so don't stop at one;-)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
But OW whatta landing LOL


(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Sue Hess
sounds like fun to me...nice limerick...i only remember the ones that started...there was an old lady from...
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
lol :)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Oh well let us hope they do not land on their lickety splits. Ouch that would hurt.
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