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Saucy!
by +Steven Curtis Lance

Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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"If someone sprayed me with pepper spray / I doubt it would work on me today"

Transcendental Sonnet #1262:

Saucy!

 

If someone sprayed me with pepper spray

I doubt it would work on me today

While it is true I eat only rice

With the odd apple I find it nice

To drown my rice in Mexican spice

And as I write this saucy sonnet

I eat my rice with hot sauce on it

So much in fact it might surprise you

 

Therefore I think I should apprise you

Should you decide I must go away

It is pointless to use pepper spray

But I am always very polite

I have never been the sort to fight

Just be blunt and face me  ...or Mace me

 

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 1/26/2005
I am glad to see your sense of humor come out but it would definetly work on me.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/26/2005
LOL. Oh boy thanks for the laugh; I was near to tears just writing my last poem..
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