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Meddling Myrtle
by Katy L Walsvik

Friday, January 28, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Meddling Myrtle
Is slow like a turtle;
Her mind is infertile,
It’s filled up with dirt.

It takes her all day
To spit out what she’ll say
In her gossipy way
Never talk, mostly blurt.

She cares not who will listen,
Cuz she's on a mission
It’s for secrets she’s fishin’
You best be alert.

She can’t wait to expose
This one’s plans, that one’s beaus,
Spilling beans, smooshing toes,
‘Til she’s shooshed by old Bert.

Ah, yes, Bert the Nipper
Has invented a zipper
That fits Myrtle’s lipper
She can’t talk. Not a squirt!

Let this be a tip
If you’re loose with the lip
For a buck and a nip
Bert will whip up a zip!


My lips are sealed... NOT zipped! (grin)

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/30/2005
Too cute. Laughing is my best medicine.

Reviewed by D May (Reader) 1/29/2005
Very clever write!
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 1/29/2005
I'll be glad when your book is out! That way I can just sit quietly in my living room and read and laugh, without having to ever turn on this dreadful computer.
Another great write Katy!

Reviewed by jude forese 1/29/2005
whenever i leave you den, it takes a while for my smile to unzip ...
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/28/2005
You do this so well, Katy. Delightful. Thanks for the laughs. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/28/2005
Seems I know this person you do speak of, but I am too cold to get my brain to work...brrrrrrrrr, its cold in this camper this night...goodnight...Ed
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/28/2005
LOL, Katy. Great write!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/28/2005
hahahahaha Katy you are really the best! I don't know if I can stop laughing tonight after this one. I'll probably giggle even on the most serious poems!LOL;-)heeheehee! I love it! Zip em all!;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/28/2005
How much does Bert charge??!! I just noticed Little Andy's comment, and I'd like to hire this Bert guy - right now!

PS You never heard any of this from me.
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 1/28/2005
Bert wouldn't dare try to zip you, Katydid. Cuz he'll have a new one ripped with your bold Viking lip!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/28/2005
You'll zip a seal? Hope I don't run into Bert. (hmm how much to zip Ed and Kate B) Stop 'er 'ollowin' 'ow muc' we can nee 'ave a mis'ap.

Tar for the fun fun fun, Katey 'ope the books comin' along just grand..
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/28/2005

LOL--you are the humorist extraordinaire at AD--keep these rollicking tales coming! LOVE IT!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Sue Hess 1/28/2005
how cute...i have often wished for a zipper for my own mouth, to keep my foot out of it
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 1/28/2005
Where can I buy those zippers for lippers??? This is soooo rich, Katy.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/28/2005
LOL so how do I contact him?
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/28/2005
hilarious! LOL you are too much, katy! thanks for the grins today! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Lori Moore 1/28/2005
Does Burt sell this product? Good one, Katy.
Reviewed by Edwin Larson 1/28/2005
Fun write.. Enjoyed :)
Reviewed by A PAX 1/28/2005
so witty and they sound like a match made in heaven!
adorable words.......adorable you!
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 1/28/2005
Oh my but you know I say to people well someone has to have the job of tending to my business.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/28/2005
Now, see what you have gone an done (I do NOT care if'n that ain't good and proper English.). You have made it so the AD folks are going to have to stop gossiping and actually begin to compose REAL poems. You ought to be ashamed, you . . . you . . . loose lip sealer.

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