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Expeditious Lothario
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, January 30, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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My muse is in one of those odd moods this I just pick words and work from to keep my hand in, as it were...

Expeditious Lothario…


He was always the above,

Yes, speedy and efficient,

Fast into bed with the woman he did supposedly love,

Made her feel warm as a glove…


He did everything with speed,

He did take care of her every need,

In her he did place his seed,

That was the way he did breed…


When the baby did come,

He was like the total scum bum,

Ran away to start with another,

Think do I he should just do so with a brother…


No more women would he then hurt,

Yes, he may then be called a pervert,

But better that than to with women flirt,

Such he is the original jerk,

The only thing we can do is wait till he can no longer spurt…

      © ed ~ 1/30/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/30/2005
Who ever this "Lothario" poop is he sounds

like someone I know well over 30 years!!

His argument....the "womans" only good purpose on this earth was made to breed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 1/30/2005
You're on a marvelous roll, EM... addressing yourself to mental health and now that lowest of the low-down, pig of a man, the cruiser who dots the earth with children, then sails away.

Your attitudes are emblazoned on my psche this day. You, Eddie M are and will remain "one of the good guys"... Yessir! katy xox.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 1/30/2005
Sounds like a winning plan to me.

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