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A light does shine at the end of my sewer line…
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't ask, you DON'T want to know...

A light does shine at the end of my sewer line…


Could the light be a satanical hell?

Or some rats climbing up from the well,

I cannot quite place it, I cannot quite tell,

What it maybe, this light from down where it really does smell…


I am not going to go down and check,

Maybe call a plumber, oh what the heck,

Its only sewage and poop, why waste money on a tech,

I will just take the “plunge”, and try to enjoy my trek…


Rufuz says he knows nothing of it,

This light that comes from where I shit,

No, no, the light is in my sewer not my butt,

If it were there I would be making a big buck,

All around the world I would be going just to strut my lit up butt...

          © ed ~ 2/2/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 2/4/2005
Jaysus, whatever you do.... DON'T "go into the light" hehehe (ever see the movie Poltergeist?) My goodness, but life deals you some intrigueing hands, indeed, Eddie M.

You could pretend it's a little tanning lamp for your CHEEKS! Wheeeee.. katy xox.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/3/2005
Ed, don't panic, but I hear a group of ancient flesh eating trolls have been sighted recently in New Jersey sewer lines - digging new tunnels - searching for new victims. You might want to heed the call of nature outside for awhile with Rufuz. Hopefully, if they see no activity in your area, they will keep tunneling north. Good Luck!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/3/2005
Okay now questions asked...okay....only one maybe....I am in the do I find that!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mary Quire 2/3/2005
LOL! I'm guessing you're sewer line was on strike recently. My sympathies. Best wishes.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/2/2005
Yes you do make one laugh. Just don't flash no toliet paper at least not in the woods.
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 2/2/2005
Great you made me laugh just before bedtime Ed. LOL

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