A light does shine at the end of my sewer line…
Could the light be a satanical hell?
Or some rats climbing up from the well,
I cannot quite place it, I cannot quite tell,
What it maybe, this light from down where it really does smell…
I am not going to go down and check,
Maybe call a plumber, oh what the heck,
Its only sewage and poop, why waste money on a tech,
I will just take the “plunge”, and try to enjoy my trek…
Rufuz says he knows nothing of it,
This light that comes from where I shit,
No, no, the light is in my sewer not my butt,
If it were there I would be making a big buck,
All around the world I would be going just to strut my lit up butt...
© ed ~ 2/2/05