by Sandra S Corona
Saturday, February 05, 2005
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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The purpose of hospital gowns is definitely not 'modesty' so it must be to 'humor' the staff :) ... especially Dr. Seamour Barebottoms :)!
Seamour Barebottoms, at I.C.U.,
invented gowns with an ‘airy’ view.
(No butts those ‘cheeks’ play ‘peek-a-boo’… do.)
You think they care what others view, stare?
Why don’t they allow us underwear?
Seamour Barebottoms cracks ev’ryone
(a comedienne, son-of-a-gun)
there’s extreme exposure … when one runs.
You can’t ‘cover-up’ wearing two gowns …
and there’s nothing to mask ‘gassy’ sounds.
Seamour Barebottoms made four sizes …
short, shorter, don’t bend, wear disguises.
Squatting isn’t always the wisest.
Gowns, supposedly for modesty,
make us the butt of joviality.
Seamour Barebottoms, a nudist fan,
designed to show as much as he can.
Do I have ‘seconds’ on a gown ban?
Why can’t we wear a tunic or slip …
something longer, beyond the butt, hip?
Seamour Barebottoms, I.C.U. crew,
is something else apt to humor you?
No one will consent to a full view!
No, we will not turn our gowns around--
Seamour Barebottoms’ straight-jacket bound!
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|Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J
|Sandra, you are fun incarnate:) :)
Love from India - Joel -
|Reviewed by Dale Clark
|it's like the dancing henrys in Somethings Gotta Give
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|Thank you for this humorous offering, Sandy. Much appreciated. Love and peace. Regis|
|Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
|LOL LOL Oh How absolutely creative and fun! see more bare bottoms in ICU Too cute!! Thanks Sandy Too CUTE!!!I'll only crack up when ever I go to a hospital now Poor people I'll have to take this with me so they don't get too bad of a complex!!! Thanks Bunches!
Love Tracey xoox
|Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
after spending six months living in critical care with someone this poem is really fun
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Very funny, thanks for the always needed and desired laugh...Ed|
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|fun write, sandy! thanks for sharing this witty ditty! well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D
|Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
|Super, I hate those things too. Great write in reference. G|
|Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
|This is pretty funny and what I meant when I said all men were not created equal just go to a hospital or army induction line haha.|
|Reviewed by A PAX
|this is smart and funny!
ty for the chuckle!
wonder what drs wear when they are patients!!