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Cat Food
by Ed Matlack
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Cat food…


 


What can I say; I was hungry?


Mom fed me, but that was at three,


Since then the only thing I could eat,


Was this black furry thing I found in the yard,


If mommy would have fed me more,


I wouldn’t have bitten down so hard…


 


It surely does not taste too bad,


But yikes it sure does seem awfully mad,


It did scream and hiss till I let it go,


Now to eat I ain’t got no mo’…


 


But here comes mommy,


With that little black furry thing in her arms,


Thank you mommy for bringing it back,


It surely did taste better than the grass,


Especially after I had sat on it and passed…


       © ed ~ 2/5/05

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Enjoyed this one, cute kid, angry cat, so you took care of it anyway and Mommy came to save.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
oh, dear!! poor little kitty; he doesn't look too happy..i wouldn't either if a baby was trying to eat my tail! my, o, my! LOL too funny! well done; this is a keeper!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

*purring*
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Ed,

Awwwwwwwww poor kitty! Poor baby--all that fur LOL

You are a mess--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Told you, Rufuz is putting you up to these anti cat writes, isn't he LOL
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
lol...priceless!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Adam ate rocks and ants, which I had to scrape off his little tongue! LOL. I'd say that precious babe up there is actually gumming, rather than biting. Oh, goodness... have I just condoned the eating of kitty's tails? Sigh... it's gotta be better than Gerber's. That stuff is nasty! LOL... katy xox.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Shame on You! Go eat some more grass, and leave that kitty alone.
And muddy grass, with worms in it, is very healthy - lots of protein-
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Nothin' like a bit of roast puddy tat.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
chuckle
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
LOL; not what i expected from the title.
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Ed,

Priceless! This is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Cynthia
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
LOL....Ed...you are too much...this was super and the pic...well it speaks for itself..

Allen
Reviewed by William Bonilla
bravo for a kiddy one
enjoyed ....Ed

William ......Peace Brother
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