Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Sheri Hoff, iBryan Koepke, iR.E.E.S Blogs Linda Smith, Publisher, iCraig Nagasugi, iWill Clark, iJoe, iWilliam Cottringer, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,627 Titles
· 42,714 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Featured Book
Timber Wolves Flood Rescue, Book One, Wolves of Whitewater F
by Lisa Loucks Christenson

While spending time in the wilderness of Whitewater Falls, Minnesota, documentarian Annie Nolda discovers that a wolf pack is curiously watching her—and that the wolves a..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Featured Book
by Hank LeGrand

So you think you know where Santa came from... well; think again.This exciting holiday story will definately give you something to think about, and you will surely enjoy ..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Dillbert Pickle
  3.  I Downloaded A Virus
  4.  Like His Mother Used To Do
  5.  Somebody Blinked
  6.  If women had udders...!
  7.  Confusion say: Men who play with selves r
  8.  Naughty or Nice...
  9.  Dear Santa...
  10.  Yeast Infection...?
  11.  I Am So Bored...
  12.  My Big "Schlong"
  13.  Sexy Santa
  14.  Pet Port A Potty
  16.  Georgie Porgie
  17.  Dementia is Contageous
  18.  Nite Quill
  19.  Doggy Style
  20.  White Nose Hair

Behind the 8 ball...
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, February 06, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  Finally looks like some significant snow is approaching…
•  It’s a human eat human world…
•  Sequestered...
•  Random thoughts...
•  Child Trafficking...
           >> View all 5,602

Behind the 8 ball…


There I am again,

Behind the 8 ball,

I really do like to crawl,

All through this tables holes,

Till I am chased by one of the balls,

That may be when I do pop out behind the 8 ball…


Seems my human does not appreciate,

When he is playing for money, me being there,

He says his chances for winning do therein depreciate,

Boy I do declare, he does punish me so unfair…


All I want to do is play with him,

He gets so upset, his playmates just laugh,

I try to make them do so on his behalf,

He is lucky he does not in me own a giraffe…

       © ed ~ 2/5/05

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/7/2005
too sweet! well done, eddie!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 2/6/2005
this is so cute Ed...the write and pic are adorable.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/6/2005
Yes that is cute and if it were my little clowns they would be running off with the balls.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/6/2005

What a cutie! :)

I find myself behind the eight ball more times than I want to LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 2/6/2005
Bet he's a hussler.

C'mon the eagles.

Watching my first yanky doodle football game, in about 2 hrs time..
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/6/2005
Awwww duck they might think you a bally too!!

Huggable picture you have here!!

Awwwwwww poochy poo!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Dave Harm 2/6/2005
A future pool shark! A terrier?
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.