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Behind the 8 ball...
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Behind the 8 ball…


There I am again,

Behind the 8 ball,

I really do like to crawl,

All through this tables holes,

Till I am chased by one of the balls,

That may be when I do pop out behind the 8 ball…


Seems my human does not appreciate,

When he is playing for money, me being there,

He says his chances for winning do therein depreciate,

Boy I do declare, he does punish me so unfair…


All I want to do is play with him,

He gets so upset, his playmates just laugh,

I try to make them do so on his behalf,

He is lucky he does not in me own a giraffe…

       © ed ~ 2/5/05

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
too sweet! well done, eddie!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
this is so cute Ed...the write and pic are adorable.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Yes that is cute and if it were my little clowns they would be running off with the balls.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

What a cutie! :)

I find myself behind the eight ball more times than I want to LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Bet he's a hussler.

C'mon the eagles.

Watching my first yanky doodle football game, in about 2 hrs time..
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Awwww duck they might think you a bally too!!

Huggable picture you have here!!

Awwwwwww poochy poo!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Dave Harm
A future pool shark! A terrier?
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