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Ed K's baseball sweatshop
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, February 06, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ed K’s Baseball Sweatshop…


 


And here I thought,


That Ed K was a lover of animals,


Helping and feeding them,


Now I find out otherwise,


These thoughts I do fight off…


 


With the above photo you can see,


How he does make his animals play,


Forcing them to catch a ball,


Manipulating them with every call…


 


Those poor little creatures,


Have to learn from Ed like a teacher,


He does whip them into shape,


So when the season does open for baseball,


He makes money off of them, its almost animal rape…


 


Oh sure he will say I am wrong,


But I did take this picture while hiding in his bushes in a sarong,


He just thought I was the nut case next door,


But in reality I was taking pictures of his baseball sweatshop,


Was that sound I just did hear Ed’s jaw drop?


Or was it him realizing his chance to win the pennant did just flop…?


       © ed ~ 2/6/05

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Reviewed by A PAX 12/13/2007
lol cute lol
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/7/2005
Awwww....what ever you up too...do it in style Eddie!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/7/2005
Oh sure he will say I am wrong,

Yer Darn Tootin, I'll say you're wrong! As our government likes to brag that we have an all volunteer military, my animal baseball team is all volunteers, too - and we didn't make much money last year at all. Know any chipmunks that can pitch?
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/6/2005
Whoops and well Ed you know you gotta check out those bushes at least let Rufuz check em.



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