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Ed K's baseball sweatshop
by Ed Matlack
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Ed K’s Baseball Sweatshop…


And here I thought,

That Ed K was a lover of animals,

Helping and feeding them,

Now I find out otherwise,

These thoughts I do fight off…


With the above photo you can see,

How he does make his animals play,

Forcing them to catch a ball,

Manipulating them with every call…


Those poor little creatures,

Have to learn from Ed like a teacher,

He does whip them into shape,

So when the season does open for baseball,

He makes money off of them, its almost animal rape…


Oh sure he will say I am wrong,

But I did take this picture while hiding in his bushes in a sarong,

He just thought I was the nut case next door,

But in reality I was taking pictures of his baseball sweatshop,

Was that sound I just did hear Ed’s jaw drop?

Or was it him realizing his chance to win the pennant did just flop…?

       © ed ~ 2/6/05

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Reviewed by A PAX
lol cute lol
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Awwww....what ever you up it in style Eddie!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Oh sure he will say I am wrong,

Yer Darn Tootin, I'll say you're wrong! As our government likes to brag that we have an all volunteer military, my animal baseball team is all volunteers, too - and we didn't make much money last year at all. Know any chipmunks that can pitch?
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Whoops and well Ed you know you gotta check out those bushes at least let Rufuz check em.
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