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Men-O-Pause
by Joyce L. Rapier

Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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MEN-O-PAUSE


is just a clause


for you and me


it's real


 


It's just a word


to describe


the achyness


we feel


 


Really tho,


there's surely


more


for men they


do get sore


 


Complain and nag


it's all our


fault


go ahead and


pour the salt!


 


I'll get even


so they say


stomp out of


the door


 


I'll go


buy a fancy


car


it'll take


me far


 


Go ahead


you twisted


nut


and find a


filthy slut


 


I'll take you


hon,for all


you're worth


cause I'm


packin' gun.


 


In court we


find


the filthy slime


he stands there


so serene


 


Until the gavel


hits


he thinks


I'll fix the,


bitch, she's mean!


 


He looks up


quite dismayed


the judge is


not too keen


 


Cause


Men-O-Pause


is looking


down


Her name is


Judge Irene!


 


 


 


           


 


 


 


 


                                                                 


 


 

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Reviewed by Sue Hess 2/9/2005
this is so cute...they need to know they can't get away scott free when they find that young thing to trade you in for...whoops did i just end that sentence in a preposition?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/9/2005
OUCH. but O so funny--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

*who's fixing to enter THAT stage--it's not too soon* LOL
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/9/2005
cute one! lol well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D *grinning*
Reviewed by Sandra Corona 2/9/2005
WoW! Sort of feel sorry for both of these characters :)! Cute write :)!
:)Sandy
Reviewed by M. B. 2/9/2005
I reiterate Southern Horizons... this little ditty had me laughing. Well written !! One thing I have learned in life is that nags and bitches aren't born. They're made by the people in their lives who don't LISTEN! LOL
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 2/9/2005
LOL! I'll think about this the rest of the day! and Smile everytime I do!
Thanks for humor Joyce!

Lisa
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