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is just a clause

for you and me

it's real


It's just a word

to describe

the achyness

we feel


Really tho,

there's surely


for men they

do get sore


Complain and nag

it's all our


go ahead and

pour the salt!


I'll get even

so they say

stomp out of

the door


I'll go

buy a fancy


it'll take

me far


Go ahead

you twisted


and find a

filthy slut


I'll take you

hon,for all

you're worth

cause I'm

packin' gun.


In court we


the filthy slime

he stands there

so serene


Until the gavel


he thinks

I'll fix the,

bitch, she's mean!


He looks up

quite dismayed

the judge is

not too keen




is looking


Her name is

Judge Irene!












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Reviewed by Sue Hess
this is so cute...they need to know they can't get away scott free when they find that young thing to trade you in for...whoops did i just end that sentence in a preposition?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
OUCH. but O so funny--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

*who's fixing to enter THAT stage--it's not too soon* LOL
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
cute one! lol well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D *grinning*
Reviewed by Sandra Corona
WoW! Sort of feel sorry for both of these characters :)! Cute write :)!
Reviewed by M. B.
I reiterate Southern Horizons... this little ditty had me laughing. Well written !! One thing I have learned in life is that nags and bitches aren't born. They're made by the people in their lives who don't LISTEN! LOL
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
LOL! I'll think about this the rest of the day! and Smile everytime I do!
Thanks for humor Joyce!

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