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  George's Angels - Episode 1
by Mr. Ed
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.

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“For the sake of political correctness,

And George’s upright standing,

Maybe a few Arabian Knights

Need to work alongside the Angelic Angels?!”

AD Member Kate Burnside


 Valley Forge?

I will be there on Sunday at the RV Show.

If I can help, please let me know!”

AD Member Ed Matlack


“I’m all for adding more angels to my group

Of righteous sisters (and brothers)

Who fight for law and order in the bug world.”

AD Member George Carroll


“Oh, boy, here we go again!”

AD Member Tinka Boukes




Undercover Angels


George had wanted his three brave angels

To attend the huge Valley Forge RV Show

He was on the trail of the notorious Dr. Squirm

Who sold precious black market insects that glow


Dr. Squirm was known to peddle these glow-worms

At numerous national sporting and vehicle shows

And George knew that it was extremely likely

That to this huge show in Valley Forge he’d go


Unfortunately for this very harrowing assignment

His Angel Viking had another pressing engagement

But George really wanted to nab this slimy villain

So he agreed to use Eddie M as her replacement


Kitty Kat Kate and Julie were going undercover

As two ruthless con men known as Karl and Jules

Eddie M decided to do a gender change disguise too

And as Edwina he thought he looked very chic and cool


As these three Angels roamed the gigantic RV Show

Ever vigilant and ever on the lookout for Dr. Squirm

It seemed that as they walked about the huge auditorium

On the gorgeous well dressed Edwina all eyes would turn


Karl and Jules soon noticed and very wisely

Decided to move away from Undercover Ed

They wanted to be as inconspicuous as possible

Since they wanted Dr. Squirm – Alive or Dead


As they were checking a gigantic RV for glow-worms

They heard a loud ruckus out on the showroom floor

It seems that Edwina had been pinched on the behind

And they soon heard a very irritated masculine roar…


To Be Continued…



Will the Angels find their man – Dr. Squirm?


Will Edwina find out who pinched her buttocks in that huge crowd?


Will the precious glow-worms be saved?


And who will George’s next Angel be?


Please Stay Tuned.



©2005, An Angel Enterprises Production® of Bosley, Incorporated®, a wholly owned subsidiary of the international Piddles Conglomerate®, which is the parent company of the BUG™ Gift Shop and all 87 of its affiliates, and whose stock is held jointly by Andy James Turner (UK) & Little Eddie (US).


Special Note to George, Kate, Eddie M, and Tinka:  Please refer all salary reimbursement requests, costume costs, and travel vouchers to Little Andy since he insisted on handling all the financing for this epic undercover assignment.  Thanks.







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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 2/19/2005
"inconspicuous?" !!! This bunch???! Please, please tell me that the one in the middle up there is IN ADDITION to me and not my replacement! Egads!

I see we have Eric Idle in our midst, eh? (wink wink...) hehe.

and on it goes... the hilarious ramblings of our master storyteller... you take the cake, oh shanachie, deluxe! Fabulous! katy xox
Reviewed by William Bonilla 2/13/2005
Great write ....ed enjoyed this a lot

William ....Peace
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 2/13/2005
Blimey, that Karl looks like Oliver Hardy on an Atkins Diet. The Three Angelic Knights (Blissful Daze?!) above make Mini Me look like St Michael! Still, can count on Edwina to draw a wiggle and a giggle from Dr Squirm, so guess the glow-worms will be free to light up our escape route... So where's Gorgeous George (Georgeous) staking out in this Ugly Bugs' Ball?! Flirting with the Ladybirds, I'll be bound... d'ya want rescuing, Boss??!! Angel K2 AKA Kneverbinkonquered !! LOL xx
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/13/2005

You are quite the storyteller. :) Love this write and art :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/13/2005
Well here comes Judy with a giant salt skaker and a Coors to poor on Doctor Squirm egads oh now bloop. You did say dead huh George?
Reviewed by Nila Jamier 2/13/2005
hahaha this is so awesome i love that art:)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/13/2005
Ed your plots just never stop, what a mind you have! A joy to read.
looking forward to the next part, Edwina is a hoot;-) hahahaha...

Reviewed by George Jackson 2/13/2005
Lol, Ed.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 2/13/2005
The one in the middle is really sexy, hubba hubba!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/13/2005
I truly enjoy it when you write this series :-)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/13/2005
Andy must like bearded women...and I was not so upset to be pinched as I was that they put finger marks on my brand new dress...maybe Andy can reimburse me, but not in pounds please...Kostro, you are as always freakin' nuts...Ed & Rufuz (rufuz is jealous, he wants to join the search for Dr Squirm, he says he has more qualifications than me) ;)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/13/2005
Oh shit Jules looks like a newborn cat with no ears...geeeez...not

suprizzzing.... his mom had none too!!!

{Ugly man thy Me will be...thank god for little miracles}

Will she ever listen to Andy?

Not eazaleeeeeeee!!


Love Tinky

Proudly South African cricket wise!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 2/13/2005
Cor that Edwina is a bit of all right, Know wot I mean? nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. Wanna by a parrot?

That blokey Karl looks kinda familiar, has he any sisters. Nudge nudge,

wink wink, Know wot I mean? say no more.

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