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Hey, give me my ball back
by Ed Matlack

Monday, February 14, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Hey, give me my ball back…


So you think just cause you’re bigger,

You can walk all over me with vigor,

Well I got news for you big fella,

I am as tough as you maybe more so…


So give me back my ball,

Before I have to get tough and make you fall,

Even if I have to get help, yes I will call,

All my friends and we will have us a great big brawl…


So don’t make me do that,

I don’t want to make you look bad,

Just give me my ball and there will not be any combat,

Aww, c’mon don’t make me call my big brother the cat…


Claws he has the size if a tiger,

And teeth, oh, his teeth are oh so sharp,

He is not afraid of any dog either,

If you will just drop the ball, I will forget the whole thing,

And not let my big brother the cat; send you to where you will end up playing a harp…

        © ed ~ 2/14/05

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/14/2005
I think that my Ringo would just get it and the picture reminds me of Ringo and Bear. Although Bear can get a little greedy over toys. But when Nancy waltzes in she gets the toy. The boys though have fun.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/14/2005
Reminds me of my Chica and Turbo - my tiny mutt would take on anyone, or anything, no matter how big they were, for her toy.
Reviewed by Michelle Mills 2/14/2005
HA HA! Among all those love poems, I had to check this one out!! Michelle
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/14/2005
Great message within this write Ed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/14/2005
this is too adorable, eddie! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D

happy valentine's day to you and yours! :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/14/2005
Great poem for the pic Ed. I have that same pic and a few others my friend sent me, I almost did a poem for this one,but never got around to it. Your sis fantastic!;-) hey rufuz what you think woof woof;-)!

Reviewed by Sue Hess 2/14/2005
ahhh give him the ball back you big bully. this is cute

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