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HILLbillie ValenTINE GaL
by A PAX

Monday, February 14, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The wonder of me!

I pick my nose, I scratch my butt
I suck my toes, and then I strut
I belch along with favorite songs
And sculpt my ear wax when it is warm

I hold my own when passing gas
Folk can't believe it's from a lass
I braid the hair under my arms
Cuz I be loaded with such charm!!!

I take a bath 3 times a month
Excess is something that I shun
Eat straight from pots and pans each meal
Won't scrub a dish...HEY no big deal!!!

I got this tooth in front I brush
But skip it when I'm in a rush

Ah clips mah toenails short n sharp

So I can gut a trout or carp

The men they chase me......heaven knows
Why they insist on courting me with a hose!
If they don't want me as I am
To HELL then... with a picky man!

But hon I loves ya, with my whole heart
And want your loving and ALL yer Parts!
And I will even wash for you
And be your VALENTINE so true !!!!!



Happy Valentine's Day

Pax N Play

Lady A



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Reviewed by Randal Files (Reader) 2/18/2005
This is too funny!! Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 2/16/2005
Lady A,

Delightfully humorous poetic write - clever, very clever!!

Best wishes,

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen 2/16/2005
Now this was funny
Reviewed by jude forese 2/15/2005
very funny ... has a home town feel to it ...
Reviewed by Dale Clark 2/15/2005
LOL funny! and like I always say
Man you gotta perty tooth ;)
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 2/15/2005
WOW!! What a Babe!!!!!!! LOL This is so funny Anita! lol

Reviewed by Nordette Adams 2/15/2005
Oh, lord, it cracked me up and I needed it. LOL
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 2/14/2005
Delightfully fun write, Anita. Just too cute!
Take care,
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 2/14/2005
Anita! This is a hoot! You are so creative, I'm jealous. LOL... Take care ~ Sara
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/14/2005
Okay I needed something funny to help out this headache. Nice write.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/14/2005
Anita only you could write a classic like this on Valentines day.;-)
and get away with it;-)!lol hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reviewed by Leysa Lowery 2/14/2005
LOL! Too funny!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/14/2005
Lady A,

I can't stop laughing--JAYS what a clever write! All in the name of love--a fantastic write--

(((HUGS))), love and continued prayers, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/14/2005
As long as you wash - for him - things will be just fine, Hillbillie Valentine!

PS What type of ear wax sculptures do you make?!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/14/2005 are one very nutty Gal!!

Love Tinks
Reviewed by Edwin Larson 2/14/2005
LOL...Ah rekon this un is da funnest balantine ah seen...
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 2/14/2005
... just love the way you cut the crap, Anita, and celebrate the universality of an emotion that is as raw and crude as it is ephemeral and "pure"... along with the people who go with it!! And aint we just a mixture of the whole kaboosh anyway?! Loud and proud. I like basic honesty and "to thy own self be true". Doubtless she will meet a wonderful match that way!! Let your free flag fly, Lady!! As if you would EVER do anything else ;))) LOL Kate xx
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/14/2005
this is too cute, anita! thanks for the grins today! well done!

happy valentine's day to you; all i got was a durn cold and sore throat...GRRR!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sick) texas friend, karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 2/14/2005
My kida gurl i'm heah to tell yew and thank yew fer puttin' this hear pom out it is abut time us'n hillbillies git sum recok . . reckon . . . sumbody to look at us'n in all our glory!!!
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