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  George's Angels - Episode 2
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.

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“We can count on Edwina to draw a wiggle and a giggle from Dr Squirm,

So guess the glow-worms will be free to light up our escape route...”

AD Member Kate Burnside



“I was not so upset to be pinched

As I was that he put finger marks on my brand new dress.

Maybe Andy can reimburse me, but not in pounds please...”

AD Member Ed Matlack


“Oh, boy, here we go again!”

AD Member Tinka Boukes



A Bit of a Bind


Undercover Angel Edwina yelled very loudly

And quickly chased the nasty butt pincher out the door

But it was extremely dark in the auditorium basement

And he soon plunged through a deep dark hole in the floor


The evil Dr. Squirm had fiendishly set a trap for him

Since he had cleverly seen through Ed’s Angel disguise

Now Ed suddenly found himself dangling upside down

In Dr. Squirm’s evil lair – perhaps facing his own demise


“Do you expect me to talk, Dr. Squirm?”

“Of course not, my good fellow;

I know all I need to know,

And I’m feeling quite mellow!


“I’ve been on to George and you Angels

For a very long time now, Mr. Angel Ed;

And it looks like it’s just about feeding time,

Before my precious glow-worms go to bed.


“In case you find yourself wondering about your fate,

I’ve genetically re-engineered these cute little insects;

They have now been transformed into flesh eaters,

And they’re getting extremely hungry, I would bet.


“I haven’t fed any of these glow-worms

In at least the last several weeks or so,

I was going to bake them an Angel Food Cake,

But until now I simply didn’t have the right dough.


“Do you have any last words, Mr. Angel Ed,

Before I lower you into the glow-worm hole?”


“Uh, yeah, I do, Dr. Squirm; can you feed me first?

I’ve really got a craving for milk and cereal in a bowl.”



To Be Continued…



Looks like Undercover Angel Ed is in a bit of a nasty fix.


I wonder if his two Angel partners, Kitty Kat Kate and Julie,

Can find and rescue him in time?


And I truly wonder if Dr. Squirm will grant Ed’s last request.


If he does, will he feed him Fruit Loops, Cheerios, or Captain Crunch?




Please Stay Tuned…


©2005, An Angel Enterprises Production® of Bosley, Incorporated®, a wholly owned subsidiary of the international Piddles Conglomerate®, which is the parent company of the BUG™ Gift Shop and all 87 of its affiliates, and whose stock is held jointly by Andy James Turner (UK) & Little Eddie (US).




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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 2/19/2005
Wait... Wait... ! Is that a Viking ship I see in the distance, just there... ? I'll save you, strange, upside-down, "lady in red" with the pinch marks on your arse!

(how odd... in Part 1 I said 'you take the cake'... how could I have known? I must really be pscho!)

Everybody sing: glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer... katy xox
Reviewed by andrea coltman 2/16/2005
Cool write Ed, as only you can do...obviously I'll have to catch up on No:1 to get the plot!!!...thanx for your get well wishes Andrea
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/15/2005
It will be interesting to see how he gets out of this one!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/15/2005

Clever you--so entertaining, I'm hooked :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 2/15/2005
Bailing out the men again, I dunno, an Angel's work is never done. Send for Delia Smith, she'll sort them both out in a jiffy - if you don't know who she is, she's our Mother Superior of Cooking and won't take any nonsense!! So, Ed's big worm won't make her flinch, neither will Squirm's man-eating phospherescent types!! She'll have the place cleaned up in no time, like Mary Poppins. And looks like both these two could do with a bit of Nannying... "Jimjams on, both of you, before tonight's bedtime story... no squabbling, please"!! Kindergarten Kate xx Bosley/George - that goes for you, too!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/15/2005
BRAVO! Good show, bean! Too good; thanks for sharing, buddy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/15/2005
What are you planning to do, spit the cereal in Dr squirm's face and overpower him;-)I can't wait to see;-) Love the graphic Ed looks good upside-down, but the demon reading the book is priceless! You are tooooo talented Ed!;-)

Reviewed by A PAX 2/15/2005
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/15/2005
Oh feed Ed because he told me that's the only part of poetry he understand...the food I doubt if he realize what trouble awaits him hmmmmm!!

Love Julie's mirror image!!
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 2/15/2005

An enjoyable composition of dramatic and poetic value to enrich
the pages of Dramatic Poetry.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 2/15/2005
I turned my computer screen upside down, so Dr Squim is hanging.

So Angel Ed is left, E-dangel...

Methinks Jude means. Ed will be out to flash...
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/15/2005
Okay and maybe a wire puller pliers can handle Dr. Squirm and I expect ole Ed will be out in a flash.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/15/2005
I WANT FRUIT LOOPS...WITH CHOCOLATE MILK...and please tie my skirt up so it doesn't fall and reveal the great big worm underneath...Ed
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 2/15/2005
I say, "Leave Ed there until next season's episode. Let him be the cliffhanger."
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 2/15/2005
Oh do feed the Ed Angel first, you might get a better taste of the Angel Cake...heeeheee!...

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

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