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Crush...A gift to AD.
by John H Bidwell
Thursday, February 17, 2005
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Ever have a day when you just knew
That you had bit off more than you could chew?
So innocent, I go on some blind date…
And this is what was waiting on my plate.

I can not even think of looking cool
When all my body wants to do is drool,
I must have looked like I had seen a ghost,
And all I just kept thinking was, “I’m toast.”

This really can’t be happening to me,
Hallucinating, that’s what this must be.
When some guy sees me sitting there with her
I have to smile and say to him, “Yes sir.”

I try to speak, but taken with her charms
My heart’s already called out five alarms.
I’ve never been so weakened in the knees,
And then she goes and says, “How may I please?”

Oh Lord I don’t believe what I am hearing,
You’ve heard of hot? Well this my friend is searing.
Excuse me dear, but did I hear you right?
You wonder how to please me here tonight?

Some opportunities just can’t be missed,
And this is one that I will not resist.
This is no time to stop and wonder why.
No, this is now or never- do or die.

I wouldn’t dare to dream a dream like this
But when she leaned to crush me with a kiss
I thought of all you folks at Author’s Den
Who wouldn’t ever hear from John again.

John H. Bidwell

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/1/2005
Reviewed by Sue Hess 2/18/2005
we would miss you but what a way to go...john. the picture is priceless
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/18/2005

Whattawoman!!!!!!!!! :) And whattawrite! :) Excellent!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by D May (Reader) 2/18/2005
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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/17/2005

This is funny good luck Joooooooooooooohn!!

Oh Boy With a body like that...who does not need a goodluck wish!!

Stay safe....stay cool and please DON"T might land Up in a pool to cool you down never mind a cold shower...hahahahahahaha!!

Good humor John!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jude forese 2/17/2005
she must have some headlock ;) better wear a helmet ...
Reviewed by A PAX 2/17/2005
well if this is your reason for absence, then by all means
you only live once
this poem is adorable, love your rhyme.
pax A
lol ty for the smile
Reviewed by Linda Hill 2/17/2005
<smilesssssss> This is excellent, my friend..
It made me laugh all the way thru it...
I've tried my hand at humor, but it's not near
as good as this! Keep doing these!

Hugggzz, ~Linda
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/17/2005
Well I must say that it is a good thing to be distracted by and yet it is very good to hear from you anytime.
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 2/17/2005
Oh, c'mon John... that's what I used to look like before I let myself go. hahahahahahahaha (yeah, right) I loved this write from you - what fun!

Reviewed by Sherry Heim 2/17/2005
You wish, John!!! Death by extreme body builder's kiss. Not a bad epitaph I would say. I love this write it is so much fun. She must be using steroids or she is a transsexual having a long-term testosterone upsurge.
Take care,
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/17/2005
hahahahaha this is a hoot! John I'd be worried if you found
that torso on a woman enticing;-) yuk! however to each his own!;-)
Glad you lived to write about it...
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