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No More Spankings...
by Ed Matlack

Monday, February 21, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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No More Spankings…


No longer do we need to spank our kids,

As we know the world does this forbid,

Some still do spank their problem child,

When they do find themselves getting riled,

From that kid becoming too crazy and wild…


Just take them for a little ride,

In the car is fun, talking to them all the while,

The don’t necessarily have to sit inside,

Better to place them on the front hood,

There they can for a high-speed drive, ride in style…


You can bet, never again will they act up,

No more tantrums, nor wild behavior, that’s for sure, yup,

They will be as docile as drugged kitten,

They will show all the love you want, as if they were smitten…


So for future reference, remember,

No more spanking is needed for the littlest family member,

Just put him on the car hood, and drive really fast,

Scaring the poop out of them, better to bring clean clothes,

For they might need them after their hood ride at ninety-nine…

        © ed ~ 2/21/05

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/22/2005
i still say one needs to spank their kids, especially if they are sassing you back or acting obnoxious. then one wonders what is wrong with the world today...go figure...i was spanked, but i turned out allright...
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 2/22/2005
Too cute, Ed. Love this.
Take care,
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/22/2005
What if you are going 99 miles per, and they barf on the windshield? And you can't see? Might be a tad dangerous. You better tie them to the roof instead.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/22/2005
hehehehehehe...all fine..and if they back-chat you slam

the break let them land on the tuff part that needs

spanking even afterall!!

But take them on this ride need for

cleaning Up afterthe Jolly ride!!

Tantrum in afrikaans ~ "VLOER MOER"

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/21/2005
Now that's funny!

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