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by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Can’t think,

My mind is a sink,

Everything I learn,

Just goes down the drain and burns…


Once I stop,

I can’t restart,

Could it have been all the pot?

God, I sure as hell hope not…!


Maybe instead of thinking,

I should start drinking,

Easier for me to remember,

Shit, what was I trying to say here…?

        © ed ~ 2/22/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 2/24/2005
Let me help... you were just about to do your will and leave everything to ME! Here, let me help you with that..... griiiiin.

Don't worry, EM... it's all up there in your bean, but sometimes it rearranges the furniture and doesn't tell you. Not to worry. hehe katy xox
Reviewed by Phillip William Allen 2/23/2005
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader) 2/23/2005
LOL on Axelson's response...
Mine? I will just borrow a line from "The Sundance Kid"...

"You just keep thinkin' Butch, that's what you do best."
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 2/23/2005
Eat more fish...any kind of brain food...
stop thinking and start thunking......
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/23/2005 stop thinking is a alcohol related problem Ed!!

I know...because my hubby stopped to think and now even stopped telling the truth...all alcohol related !!
So be warned Alcohol will make it slam the breaks for good!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sue Hess 2/23/2005
been there and done that...was it this morning?
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 2/23/2005
Did you write something, whatgermacallit...
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/23/2005
Well I have had these days too but without any pot or drinking. Sometimes oh well and yes I seem to have a memory problem at times.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/23/2005
Yea I seem to remember that ;-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/23/2005
HA! I haven't left yet - and I saw your comment! Get an Explorer - they are truly mind enhancing - and they can take you - where no man has gone before - especially a man who owns a Jeep! And behave yourelf while I'm gone, DW!
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