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Can’t think,

My mind is a sink,

Everything I learn,

Just goes down the drain and burns…


Once I stop,

I can’t restart,

Could it have been all the pot?

God, I sure as hell hope not…!


Maybe instead of thinking,

I should start drinking,

Easier for me to remember,

Shit, what was I trying to say here…?

        © ed ~ 2/22/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Let me help... you were just about to do your will and leave everything to ME! Here, let me help you with that..... griiiiin.

Don't worry, EM... it's all up there in your bean, but sometimes it rearranges the furniture and doesn't tell you. Not to worry. hehe katy xox
Reviewed by Phillip William Allen
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
LOL on Axelson's response...
Mine? I will just borrow a line from "The Sundance Kid"...

"You just keep thinkin' Butch, that's what you do best."
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Eat more fish...any kind of brain food...
stop thinking and start thunking......
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes stop thinking is a alcohol related problem Ed!!

I know...because my hubby stopped to think and now even stopped telling the truth...all alcohol related !!
So be warned Alcohol will make it slam the breaks for good!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sue Hess
been there and done that...was it this morning?
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Did you write something, whatgermacallit...
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Well I have had these days too but without any pot or drinking. Sometimes oh well and yes I seem to have a memory problem at times.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Yea I seem to remember that ;-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
HA! I haven't left yet - and I saw your comment! Get an Explorer - they are truly mind enhancing - and they can take you - where no man has gone before - especially a man who owns a Jeep! And behave yourelf while I'm gone, DW!
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