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I'm not King Tut
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Didn't work today, here I am. Am I being a little naughty? Hope all are fine here at the den.




I’m not king tut,

but I’m in a rut

speeding car killed my mut

robbers give me a nice little cut

need a new roof on my hut

I gave an elephant my last peanut

there’s no food in my gut

what I need, is a slut

to lick my butt .


Ron Axelson
© 2/23/05
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Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth 1/25/2007
Mercy~!
How productive you are with nothing to do
debra
Reviewed by Tina Clark 10/8/2005
ROFL how funny! Yulp very naughty but good! Needed a laugh today!

hugs
Tina
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 3/6/2005
you are a very bad man...hehehehehe you crack me up! cuzz you do.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 3/5/2005
ROFL. Now, I'll tell you how my grandmother would review this. You say that you did not work today; so, that explains this poem. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." Hehehehe. ;-) I really did laugh out loud.
Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon 3/4/2005
well, I sure hope you found that slut! Hee Hee! Catching up here. Great art work and funny stuff! ;) Silver
Reviewed by William Bonilla 3/1/2005
LOL..... This was a delight
funny, enjoyed

William .....Peace & Love
Reviewed by D May (Reader) 2/27/2005
: ) To lick your butt? Shaking my head. You are having a naughty day!
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 2/27/2005
LOL
oh my Goodness!!!
yes sounds like you are being naughty
and trying to get naughtier
LoL
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 2/27/2005
HaHa Ron, this is so funny, except the part about your poor dog. Thanks for the heads up or I would have missed this.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 2/25/2005
Yeah Ron, I'd say that's a bit "salty." However, if your intent was to bring on a laugh or a smile, it appears to me you succeeded. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by A PAX 2/25/2005
LOL
good to be the KING!
LOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Melissa Rives 2/25/2005
Lol...I see you haven't lost it Ron!...good to read one of your hilarious writes again. :)
Reviewed by Kathleen Herrick 2/24/2005
I haven't laughed this honestly all day. Honest to goodness funny. Loved it. :)))
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 2/24/2005
Oh the idle mind of great talents! It's not hard to figure out where your thoughts were today Ron!
You could however,

Use your robber's cut,
to fix the roof on your hut-
or buy a new mut- but..
I'm sure the elephants enjoyed the peanuts,
you could've used to fill your own gut,
But who can think of food, with a big boobed slut,
playing 'n paddling, and offering to lick your butt?

Ron, you are one mighty talented man! I love it when you visit the Den!

Lisa
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/24/2005
Now you call this Naughty??

This ain't naughty....this is bloody daylight robbery...!!

Worth only a peanut???

And you even feed it to the elephant!!

And what's George talking about a "Tinkey"?

Love Tink-n-more Tinka...

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy 2/24/2005
Naughty, naughty, Sketchman.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/23/2005
Naughty Man! Love the sketch LOL.
Reviewed by jude forese 2/23/2005
just as long as it's not a chic with a d*ck ;) ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/23/2005
And I have been referred to as sick, you beat me hands down...Ed
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 2/23/2005
Oh Mah Lawd! LOL you naughty man! :op

Love the form.....hehe......great pic too.....Oh those huge boobs! :|

ty, Dani xox
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra 2/23/2005
LOL! Wonderful monorhyme. I love the sketch.
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 2/23/2005
Yes I am sad about the mut too but the rest is funny.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 2/23/2005
i'm sad about the mutt
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 2/23/2005
I'll send over the ex, by Fed Ex..
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/23/2005
Ron,

Cursed! Cursed! Bless your heart LOL Sorry to laugh, but you are so damn clever! I truly hope these plagues haven't befallen our beloved Pharoah. :)

Fantastic sketch, of course, really...hits the funny bone...and the writing should be saved for future poets to admire!

((((((HUGS)))))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by George Carroll 2/23/2005
Sorry about that.
Is that Tinkey with the paddle?LOL Great post and drawing.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/23/2005
hahaha Ron you take the cake!;-) That sketch is toooooooo much!LOL;-)

Good to se you;-) xoxoxoxoxo
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 2/23/2005
Good grief, Ron... "naughty?"... nah... better make that NAUGHTY!!! hehe... being off work can effect the brain, which is why we MUST do it more often! This is hilarious! I love the constant rhyme and that great rhythm... I'd give it a 98... yes, I danced to it. (grin) Good to read you. katy xox.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/23/2005
my GOD, ron, you are on a roll today! you little naughty boy you...what ever am i gonna' do wit' you, hunh?? too funny; thanks for sharing! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/23/2005
Lol.... a slut! Really now!!
Reviewed by Sue Hess 2/23/2005
hope you get it!
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