Where does all that snot come from…?
How many times can one blow their nose?
I have run out of tissues and the toilet paper store has closed,
I must have put them out of business, this last day or so,
Man, I cannot believe I have all this snot up inside my nose…
I am into using bath towels now,
Though if I were still living with mom, she would have a cow,
Bath towels are for drying off after bathing,
Not for blowing of the nose or in my case drying the car,
I thought they did work pretty damn good for both, the finish it did not mar…
Where does that snot go if not blown out?
Snort it back in and what happens to it,
Poor old mom would certainly have a fit,
Don’t sniff that stuff in; it is what made you sick,
Blow it out into a hankie, something strong as it sometimes comes out thick…
So again I do ask,
Where does all that snot come from?
Is my head full of it, does my brain in it bask?
If you do know the answer to my query here,
Please tell me where it comes from without any fear,
I know for a fact, at the very least, it does not come, thankfully, from my rear…
© ed ~ 2/26/05