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She Van
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
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Not much of a write, but it's something. I'm glad to have wheels again. I don't know about the lighter billfold though.

My she van has been sick

for two days now I havenít hit a lick

My wife has been so jumpy

cause Iíve been so grumpy

My van is my life line

say, do that be a crime

She van is, well, was full of zip

She van all of a sudden got hot and let it rip

She had to get another water pump

and then I went grump


I got her back today

She van and I can run far away and play!

Ron Axelson
© 3/1/05/05

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
no fun when your car won't run Ron, great piece in relation. G
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg
Ron..I know this feeling..without our cars we feel so lost and mine just went also costing me 700 bucks...loved the sketch and poem..hugs to you and I have no idea where our friend is ;{
Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Love both the poem and art :)! You are absolutely adorable Ron :)! But don't ever stop ....
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Laffin too hard--you are a pip!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. :)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
amazing...superb as ever from you ROn....BHUWAN!!!!
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
She like it...your ability to write and sketch is huge...talentwise and otherwise...cuzz it is...XOXO
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
hahahaha cute "she van"
i got a she truck and she is giving/putting me in a rut
we do tend to love our vehicles don't we
Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Ron, you are so funny! Glad you got your wheels back, I know what its like to be grounded. ;) Silver
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Great to hear that you're back with your wheels. I don't know where I'd be without "Jimmy." Nicely done, Ron. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Gee--I hate when that happens. : )
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Glad to see you are on the road again!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
I missed my car a lot for many months, now I am seriously thinking of not owning another car........I like my wallet these days :-)
Reviewed by jude forese
just watch the speed limit ;)
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
A man and his ride, like a boy and his dog. Wonderful write, top of the line art as always from what I've seen. ;-)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
don't you hate it when cars get sick?? bummer! but glad you got wheels again; at least you don't have to walk most everywhere like i do on a daily basis! (my crutch is my "car"! LOL not good when it's raining out, let alone, storming...LIGHTNING ROD! YIKES! NOT good!) cute pic, wonderful write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

i look like that van: i have been sick lately myself; but i am finally starting to feel a LITTLE better!! :)
Reviewed by George Jackson
Lol, my car had a total break down, painful to watch, and expensive. Better now. I thought this was a fine poem.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Hope you and She can now play away!
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Maybe we should look at life's little side-steps as God's way of telling us to slow down and look around!
I know that it seems awfully inconvenient at the time, I honestly believe everything happens for a reason. Ya never know..there may have been an accident, and if your vehicle had of been would have been involved..this way God made sure you weren't. Or maybe it was a simple..extra time with the family.
Who knows? But anyway, She's all fixed now!
Now you and She, can run run run again!
Enjoyed Ron! as always.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Oh Goody-goody!!

Two days huh??

Did you work overtime after you got her back???

Say a!!

Guess mommy is smiling very happy now??

Does the new 'Pump" work betta hmmmm??

SmooooOOOOOooochy Love Tinky

Without the E!!!!!!!
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Nothing worse than car/Van LOL troubles, ah but you'll be back to doing burn outs and what not in no time, hehe.

Great Sketch Ron
Love Ch'erie
Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Love the art, the write, and glad you are up and running again.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Don'tcha just love putting in new water pumps. There's always just that secret millimetre to manoeuvre it out...

Just love your drawings..
Reviewed by William Bonilla
yeah! Ron treat her good
they can't take care of themselves
you treat her like a merz
and she take you anywere unhurt.
change the oil every 3000 miles
mine has 141,000 miles and still going
like a nymph

William .... Peace
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
i like this
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Ron that sketch is fantastic, and the poem matches to a tee;-)heehee
Thanks for the laughs, also glad you have your van back to
play with;-) Behave now! sm0000000oooooooo00000ch!!!

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra
I am glad She Van is better again :-)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Whats a few hundred bucks more or can't take it with you...although you might try...Ed
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