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Flow Snurries
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, March 03, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Flow Snurries…


Flowing down from the north,

They sure as hell can’t come from the south,

They do bring cold temps and winds along,

Hope they cannot hear what’s escaping my mouth…


How many times have I asked you folks in Canada,

To keep your stinking cold weather north of the border,

I have no idea who down here would have the gall to order,

More snurries, whoever it is must have a mental disorder…


The trees do blow here right now,

Glad I do live in the relative heat not like a cow,

If I could figure it out I would find out how,

To send this weather back to the north,

We have had snow here this week one more time than three, yes fourth…

          ©  ed ~ 3/2/05

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/4/2005
cheer up, friend! it'll be over soon! then when it is hot, you'd be wishing for the snow again! but since you like the beach, maybe cold snow isn't a good thing! (kinda' hard to get a tan when the weather is below freezing...BRRRRRRRRRR, if you know what i mean! LOL) you know my reasons for not liking summer or warmer weather; so i am not listin' em again! but still, this is a cute write! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/4/2005
Blame Regis Auffray..evne tho he is okay...he is from


Love you both.....okay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't snowball me now!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by D May (Reader) 3/4/2005
Yeppers, make it all go away! Another fun write Ed. I love the title.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/4/2005
Stop complaining or I'll send you the artic cold! :-) Meanwhile here in the north we are bringing out our suntan lotions........
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 3/4/2005
It wasn't I, said the little Red Hen.

LOLOL, good one Ed, and good to read yah again, Sorry I am not keeping up like I was before, had so much to get through lately.

Hugs to yah and woofies from the Duchess, who is wearing her coat so she keeps warm and can't scratch at her excema hehe.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/4/2005
I have no idea who down here would have the gall to order,
More snurries, whoever it is must have a mental disorder…

Hey! Quit picking on me - but at least I was mentally sound enough to ask that it hit the east coast, not the Midwest - so there!

Reviewed by Chanti Niven 3/4/2005
Oh Ed you surely are snowbound and here I am wishing for a bit of the white stuff. I pray that you experience the warmth of sun on your skin soon. I fear you will go crrrrrrrazy! lol
Take care
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 3/4/2005
We are gunna get some today. fun fun fun..
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 3/3/2005
me2 u
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 3/3/2005
Now you sound like another Ed that I knew and we still have some on the ground here from Monday.

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