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I got them laundry day doin' bluez...
by Ed Matlack
Friday, March 04, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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If you like doin' laundry, feel free to call, or better yet stop by, I will leave the laundry bag on the step...
;) ed (;

I got them laundry day doin’ bluez…


Oh yes, I got them laundry day doin’ bluez,

Wish I could find someone to do the doin’,

But unfortunately I’m the one to give you this newz,

I do my 0wn laundry, I don’t iron, I do so much it, ruin…


Damn I got them laundry day washin’ bluez,

Good time it is for me to be takin’ a snooze,

Maybe if I were to start to infuze,

Myself just before I start the laundry to do’z,

I knock down a bottle or two Ole granddad booze,

Then it would not matter if my laundry I did then looze…


Can’t be a’wearin’ the same undies,

Can’t be stinkin’ up the world with pre-worn socks,

My t-shirts got holes, from lack of detergent,

Let me take em’ to the creek and beat them on rocks…

          © ed ~ 3/4/05








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Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Hate doing laundry. But maybe it would be more fun doing it in the creek. God knows I've got a lot of anger issues I'd like to beat out. There's a creek near my house too. Wonder if the neighbors will think I've gone any crazier or just think it's more par for my course. Hmmmm. They didn't think it was too odd when I got my first check from child services and I did the Jesus dance and went hooping and hollerin in the driveway in front of my station wagon. Now you got me planning. Oh, Ed, you're such a troublemaker. ;-)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
I'll join you at the creek, Eddie M... got a few undies and socks I could beat into submission... Jaysus, think of the frustration we could lose, slammin' those under thingys with a boulder! Whoa... at least we'd be near water! (grin)

ok, ok... laundry is NOT in the top 10 list of favorite things, but just think how lovely and sweet you'll smell with "like-new" BVD's. Even Rufuz will thank you. Now git goin'.... (and then DO MINE!) Sigh... I got a huge kick outta this ditty, me pretty. (giggle) Nevermind! Byeeeeeeeee katy xox
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
i did laundry FOUR in the morning, as a surprise for karla! LOL i couldn't sleep, so i did laundry! now i don't have to worry about it until next week!

cute write, but i actually don't mind doing laundry. i kinda' enjoy it!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
hhehehehehehe...Oh it's a looooong way to your doorstep sir!!

So I am afraid this time I have to pass!!

Goodluck buddy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Let me take em’ to the creek and beat them on rocks…

That is absolutely the best way to do laundry - gives your clothes that truly 'Nature Fresh' scent - which women love. And if you can find a creek rich in frog doo doo, even better - ain't a laundry soap made better than natural frog droppings.

PS How much you pay??
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Potential silly suggestion here: Leave em all in a corner of the Laundry ok, and with any luck they will get sick of themselves, and jump into the machine and wash!
Big Grin
Reviewed by jude forese
Let me take em’ to the creek and beat them on rocks

i was going to suggest this, beats the laundromat ...
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