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For Sale: Butt Crack
by Ed Matlack
Rated "G" by the Author.
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For Sale: Butt Crack…


He thinks that’s where it’s at,

Sitting on his crack so fat,

Crack does give him courage,

To sell his body, never does he get discouraged…


Would you buy this body with double extra large sized crack?

Piled on above are more layers of cholesterol all in a stack,

His heart and its arteries are under constant attack,

From this drug he does sit on and take up his crack…


He shows it off for all to see,

As if anyone did want to beyond me,

Yes he does sell it on the corner for a fee,

The bigger the crack, the more he gets of money, you see…

          © ed ~ 3/7/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Sigh... If he's kind and caring, sweet and hilarious, AND, if he knows all the words to Country Joe and the Fish songs, I'll take him... crack and all! hahahahaha hehehehehehe hahahahahaha Yikes!

You dropped me where I sat, Mr. M... roll out the barrel, me darlin'... (giggle) katy xox
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

HEY! Karen stole my line!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Hysterical...reminds me of my brother???? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
that is when you say "say no to crack"! too funny, ed; thanks for the grins today! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
This guy looks very familiar. Hmm. And how are the sale of those books going, my friend??!!! Romance Novels, hey??!!!! HO HO!
Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Too funny!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Oh boy say no more!!

You cracked me Up!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Annette Hansen
I must say this really made me laugh.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
LOLOL, well somewhere to park the bike I guess...
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