The Resume of Jesus The Christ
by Gillis Triplett
Thursday, March 10, 2005
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Receive reward! Highly qualified and educated Man will pay you handsomely for referral that assists Him in obtaining employment. Act now time is of the essence!
Hello. My name is: Jesus -The Christ. Many call me: Lord! I've sent you my resume because Iím seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Iíve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). Iíve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3). My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105). I can even tell you all the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). Iíve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, to many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is the BIBLE.
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
Now that youíve read my resume, Iím confident that Iím the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
Copyright © Gillis Triplett 1994 - 2005. All rights reserved.
Gillis Triplett - Pastor & Teacher
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|Reviewed by John Domino
|Outstanding message that touches my heart! How about a cover letter to go along with this resume? That should really give folks something to ponder and pray about. Thank You Gil and Thank You Jesus!
|Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen
|WOW Gillis! This is an amazing piece of writing! So very creative! If I were you, I'd be sending this to Christian magazines as a freelance piece. MANY people need to read this!
Yep, Jesus is the employer of MY heart! ;)
|Reviewed by Annette Hendrix Williams
|Woweee!!!!!! What a spectacular resume! And these are only the top accomplishments known to most bible readers. If we knew them all we would not have the books or paper to print them all. John 21:25.|
|Reviewed by Michael Wells
|Yet I was rejected and crucified
Check out my poem
God bless - Mich
|Reviewed by email@example.com Bennett
|Yes Jesus is Lord and Savior of the world. Look how much he loves and gives to the just as well as the unjust. He maketh the sun to shine, rain and thunder. What an awesome wonder you have written about my brother. Deep, real, true, it has come to pass.|
|Reviewed by Cynth'ya firstname.lastname@example.org
|Creative, Amazing, and OH so true! blessin's, and happy new year to you Bro. Triplett.|
|Reviewed by Betty Torain
|Amen! He was hired in my heart years ago and, you can trust every word you have written. Thanks you. Keep writing.|
|Reviewed by Saundra Washington D.D.
|This is excellent. I enjoyed it so much. I must add it to my site and share it with my friends, credits given of course. Look forward to exploring more of your work.|
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Excellent resume of the Man/God. :) Thank you. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|wonderful resume', excellent job, gillis!
(((HUGS))) and love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
|Reviewed by Stacy Mantle
|Well done, and creatively written! I'm not religious, but very spiritual, and this was a unique way of capturing my attention. ;)|
|Reviewed by m j hollingshead
|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|This is a magnificent piece of work and I applaud you for taking the time to do it, and for the mighty tribute to Creator, Father, Son and Holy Spirit! He has richly bl4essed you!
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Sorry he is not qualified for my job...;) Ed|
|Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
|I must say that I really enjoyed this one too. Thanks for the post and it is one that I would like to share with a pastor friend of mine.|
|Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
|i enjoyed this...thanks.|
|Reviewed by Melissa Rives
|Nicely done...yep he's already been hired by my heart!|