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Drink till you want Me
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, March 13, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Drink till you want Me…


 


That’s it; drink as much as you need,


Drink as much as you can yourself feed,


Do whatever drugs you have with seed,


Toke em’ if you got em’,


Stuff as much in the pipe as you can,


Till even I start to look good…


 


Can’t take it?


Sure you can, just take the bottle and chug,


Till you are so drunk you can’t stand,


Then drink some more when you are lying on the rug,


Then even I will look good to you, me and my ugly mug…


 


You will be so ripped,


You won’t be able to come to grips,


With anything more than puking your guts,


Do so to the tune of your music of choice,


I find Hendrix or Morrison is good music with which to puke into ruts… 


 


No I am not being down on myself,


I am not even making fun of myself,


I am howsoever making fun of you, yourself,


Just for the fun of seeing you smile,


Just for the fun of seeing you enjoy your life for awhile…


        © ed ~ 3/13/05


 


 


 


 


 

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Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader) 3/14/2005
Excellent. Good stuff. I always wanted a woman who was smart enough to hold an intelligent conversation, but not so smart that she'd realize she can do better than me.

Bob H
Reviewed by Dale Clark 3/14/2005
lol This is rich! I loved it.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 3/14/2005
...know what your magic is, Eddie M? Absolutely everything inspires you and brings verse! Writer's are said to be especially observant... you? you miss nothing! This is funny AND rather touching. katy xox
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/14/2005
I smile when the real you shows up :-)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 3/14/2005
I fall asleep if I drink so much and hey some men and women there ain't enough beer in the world that would make me want them or maybe I do want them to go away that is.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/14/2005
HO HO! You have accomplished your goal, my friend.

PS You are kind of cute!
Reviewed by D May (Reader) 3/14/2005
: ) Gotta love this!
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 3/14/2005
Very cute, Ed. You never fail to bring a smile to my face.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 3/14/2005
LOL. How do women make themselves look more attractive, in ratio to the amount one drinks.
Beats my T shirt. Dogs are for life. Not just friday nights.

I like the subtext in the humour Ed M.

Is that a picture of Ed K I see before me?
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 3/13/2005
ROFL! If I didn't see the picture, I'd think you'd been listening to Joni Mitchell's "A Case of You" on my bio page.
You're a lovely maniac, my man. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/13/2005
No Thank you....I will pass on this one...no need to make myself sick to get satisfaction!!

How can I if my life is a sick one!!

You look good to me even without the "whatever" pipe stuff you talking about!!

Don't you agree Rufuz????

Tell your Daddy he is handsome enough...no need to bragg about it....lol!!

Love Stinky-pooh



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