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An art form...
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ah self-gratification, might be the best thing since sex, LOL!

An art form…


 


Learned when I was twelve or so,


Not sure the exact way, just that I now know,


Got it down to a science do I now,


Most guys would call it an art form,


If nothing else it gets me quite warm,


And for all the world I really do love to perform…


 


Takes just a few minutes to accomplish,


A little lotion and can be filled a Petri dish,


We try to hide it from parents when kids,


But moms always know when changing sheets,


They always find out, but never say anything about what some do forbid… 


 


Do I need to go to confession?


I really do so with a great deal of discretion,


To some this art form can be called an obsession,


That may be when someone should be seen in the mental health profession…


                © ed ~ 3/15/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/15/2005
heheheheheheheheheh...say NO more...guess Steve said it all!!

OH BOY!!!!!

Love Tinka ;p
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 3/15/2005
hey Yank...
a right Handy poem you wrote here (or r u lefthanded?). anyway, glad these words could cum to u.

watch out tho... you could go blind or crazy. well, you already are crazy ...see what self satisfaction can do to you.
TX
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 3/15/2005
Oh my and with five brothers I guess my mother never said a word but this is interesting Ed.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/15/2005
Is this a quiz? If so, my answer is coloring my bed sheets in the dark with my crayons while drinking milk. I started doing this when I was 3, and I still do it; Rebecca gets very mad, too.

Did I win a prize or something?!
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