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Gas Chamber
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, March 17, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Gas Chamber…


Given the gas chamber,

This taker of the few,

Done so in Mexico,

Where beans are part of the local brew…


Powerful farts are on the menu,

He is being gassed at this particular venue,

For what he did to that of a certain ingénue,

He will take some time to die,

Bean farts will be the way to the heavens he will fly…


His last wish a cigarette,

And to listen to a cassette,

Of the famous Carol Burnett,

Don’t ask me why,

His tastes bad right up to the day he is to die,

His execution scheduled for the hottest time of the year, late July…

          © ed ~ 3/17/05

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/18/2005
Yikes! And I was thinking about retiring to Mexico, and living the good life - I guess I better head north instead - this sounds like a truly horrific way to die.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/18/2005
Oh shit another stinky....I guess I can smell this one from a loooong distance!!

My hubby did this to me a few nights ago....dear Lord he died twice in one night ...he smelled so bad!!

Hpours after he left for work the smell was still hanging i the air!!

Not even airfreshner could do the trick~!!

Love SSStinka
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 3/17/2005
LOL Ed, this is funny...if you liked this write Ed, you would love the MPEG that my boss emailed me at work was really a gas..wish you could see it....still laughing at it.

Reviewed by William Bonilla 3/17/2005
fart now or forever hold your peace
kool write ED

William ......Peace Brother

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