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  Nasty Green Blues
by Mr. Ed
Friday, March 18, 2005
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For a Fine Chicago Irish Lad Named Billie



I’m a feared that me dogs me cats and me self

Did a wee bit too much St. Paddy’s Day celebratin

And now we’ve got these awful nasty green blues

And for them to vanish we’re now anxiously a waitin


We snuck into me ould liquor cabinet in the basement

Probably a wee bit too early in yesterday’s mornin

And I gotta say we had a real grand ould time we did

‘Til these nasty ould green blues soon came a callin


Me two dogs and me self took a very strong likin

To a grand ould bottle of Irish whiskey I’d been savin

And it seems that me feisty ould furry feline friends

For that Guinness Stout had a real St. Paddy’s Day cravin


By the time me neighbor Billie dropped over to the house

Me and me pets had drained most of the good liquor dry

And I surely hated seein such a fine young Irishman

Severely breakin down like that and startin to cry


But to top off all the very grand ould day’s party festivities

We sat down to partake in a huge pot of Beef & Cabbage Stew

And of course what would this very fine Holiday meal a been

Without some of me homemade green St. Paddy’s Day brew


But now we find ourselves this early mornin

Feelin more than a wee bit sick and queasy

Good thing St. Paddy’s Day comes but once a year

Cause doin all this celebratin sure ain’t been easy


This mornin every litter box in the house is overflowin

With some god-awful nasty smellin lumpy green stuff

And me dogs been poopin all mornin on me neighbor’s lawn

And them big green piles they been leavin are sure nasty enough


And me headache’s more than a wee bit dreadful today

I think I’ll just be stayin in bed all day long here at home

Oh Lord I think them nasty green blues just hit me agin

It’s back to that pot ‘o green - and a hasty end to this poem


Oft in me green blues I wander
To this ould green pot agin,

I feel it a-huggin' me,
As when it hugged me then.

And now I hear a voice a -grumblin'
As in those dreaded days of yester yore,

Me neighbor Billie must be complainin yet agin,

‘Bout me two dogs poopin green outside his door.


But next St. Paddy’s Day I’ve promised

To save the lad a swig of me Irish whiskey,

And I truly hope that I remember this solemn vow

Because breakin it now just might be a wee bit risky.



©2005, Little Eddie O’Kostro





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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner


nasty green blues, eh? Is that anything like the Margarita Movers? LOL My friend on the cruise only drank seven...and two Colorado Bulldogs...and a Mexican Mama. That Mexican Mama did it...barrrrrffffffffffffff LOL Me, I was good. I only drank Diet Coke. No ice. Ok, well, I took ONE tiny sip of the first Margarita and TWO tiny tiny sips of the Bulldogs...wasn't no way, Jose, I was goin' anywhere near Mama. :) LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Love your humor...poor babies. :( Is that puppy stuck IN the bottle? GIT IM OUT!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Ha! You and me, both, LE. Personally, I couldn't get the image of you in your shamrock undies outta me head all night! (you boldly told the world of those on my site, you silly thing).

I can promise you this: If you guzzle Guinness in a pub in Ireland, you will not be cursed with a hangover or even a twinge of guilt. You see, Guinness is a health food. Yep... sooooooo, next year, I expect to see you next to me and 25 or 30 of the cheekiest Irish folk you'll ever meet on a stool with our belly firmly "up to the bar"...

Deal? Good. (and bring Rebecca, for sure!) Oh, and Irish pubs allow pets... dogs, cats, canaries, whatever. Wheeeee... katy xox
Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Lol, I bet your neighbor is glad St. Paddy’s Day only comes around once a year.

Take care
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thank you for sharing the humor, Ed. Graphic, music and verses complement one another to achieve your desired intent and thus delight the reader/listener. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

The most unique of artwork and the most the unique of poetic writes ... perfect my friend!!


Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Heheheehee. I could hear the brogue. ;-) ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Yup, you's da guy I wrote about today, for sure, El Kostro!! And have you any excuse?! "Kostro" don't sound too Irish to me. You obviously don't need one. And the picture of poor old Kitty is disgustin ... you's gonna regret that in the mornin, when the Feline Protection League comes a-rappin at your door. And, before I gag on me own self-righteousness, hic!, can you pass me that last bottle of somethin... it's bin a long, hard day back in the Chinese laundry... LOL sKrubber Kate xx
Reviewed by M. B.
Laughing me arse off!

Ed, for someone with some Irish Riverwalkin' stompin' and kickin' inside your head, you sure did pound out a terrific read.


Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
We put the Irish in a round room, telling them there's a Guinness in ther corners...Lasts for weeks..

Glad Bush is helping out the sisters with the IRA... I love the Irish, or we would not have many other things to laugh at all at all..
Reviewed by George Carroll
Thank God I have no more of those Irish cursed headaches. Some day you will learn O'Kostro that there is a devil at the bottom of that Irish whiskey. Great poem.
Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Awww, you poor little guy!!! I did a bit too much celebrating last night too....mine wasn't whiskey tho...Killians Red...went down soooooooo smooth, now I have a headache. Ahhhh the price we pay to celebrate the green! ;) Great write!!!! ;) Silver
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Did you have to over do it Eddie??? kissing it better okay!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by A PAX
so so so
whats this ED??!?!?!?
whats this!!!
the animal lover supreme, is off corrupting his poor puppies???
you wild thing you!
lol cute write..........pax Anita
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
well done
Reviewed by Sue Hess
i've already read ed's poem about this so i was looking for it...nicely written
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

had a bit too much irish whiskey, eh?? sounds like ye done a heap o' celebratin'! LOL

fun write! too funny; laffin' my butt off here! thanks for the giggles, o'kostro! this is rich! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, ye tx. friend, karen lynn o'vidra (everyone's irish on st. paddy's day...LOL). :D
Reviewed by Dale Clark
lol ah the luck of the Irish
and never be no pot o gold
but ner the less a melody ;)
The dogs that is
Reviewed by E T Waldron
top o ta mornin ta ya O Kostro!;-)hahaha got what you deserve didn't you;-) poor dogs hahaha! enjoyed reading about your miseries;-)...

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
"...hush, now don't ye cry", Eddie - t'morrow ye'll be feeling even better than today, doncha know! If ye'd been mindin' yerself, ye'd have stuck with just wearin' o'the green and a bit o' the beef 'n cabbage! Now go be cleanin' the litter boxes and pick'n up th' green piles. T' be sure, ye did a wee bit o' over-celebratin'...but ye gave me a good laugh :o)
Reviewed by Patrick McCormick
From one born in the auld sod, very well done.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
You deserve what you get wipin' out that whole bottle without sharing just a wee bit with Billie...ED
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