Green Doggy Poop…

Kostro’s neighbor did commission me to write,

A scathingly disgusting comment will herein be brought to light,

His two dogs did poop all over his lawn last night,

It may be good fertilizer, but it stinks like a loathly blight…

They did not poop in their own yard,

As their dad does his yard guard,

Aims them for the neighbors property,

For from their own yard they are barred,

Their daddy being a very special but inconsiderate bard…

So if two dogs do come to your home and poop green,

Please don’t treat them too very mean,

It is not their fault, as they are doing their dads bidding,

Keeping clean their own scene,

Maybe I should have printed this in aquamarine…?

          © ed ~ 3/18/05