Illegitimate, Ill-mannered, Illegal, Ill-used, Ill-gotten & Ill spoken of.. (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Illegitimate, Ill-mannered, Illegal, Ill-used, Ill-gotten & Ill spoken of.. by Ed Matlack Saturday, March 19, 2005 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Just all around Ill...;)
Illegitimate, Ill-mannered, Illegal, Ill-used, Ill-gotten & Ill spoken of… Suffice to say I am Ill, Both mentally and physically, That goes without saying, Throughout life to live I have been praying… My parents were not married, I burp and fart at the dinner table, I do things that are not legal, I have been used and abused, I came from god knows where, People do say of me that I am very unstable… So when you think you are the worst, Remember me and know that I am cursed, I was born butt rather than headfirst, The oxygen deprivation during my birth did produce in me my desire to do verse… And lets be honest, I could do a hell of alot worse... © ed ~ 3/19/05

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)	3/20/2005

You sure could and you know what I still like your ill self. So there.




Reviewed by Danielle Mundy	3/20/2005

awww, Ed...if all of that makes people like you, I think we should all be that way :) cute write HUGS




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	3/20/2005

Yeah lets be honest you could do a hell of alot worse...but you not!! Love Tinka




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	3/20/2005

I burp and fart at the dinner table, See! We all have some redeeming qualities!




Reviewed by A PAX	3/20/2005

If you were born a prince of men You'd do your thing.....and try again Its good to know just who you are Nowack job........just a bit bizarre I see you harmless as a kitten Addicted to the rhyme...well written Your poems are funny........and a treat And YOU make AD........so COMPLETE!! lol ty pax A




Reviewed by F William Broome	3/20/2005

Cmon, Man! Ain't none of us that bad. We'll give you the title - if it will make you happy, but you don't need anything more that the will to go on.... and to keep writing. Stick with it. - Bill




Reviewed by jude forese	3/19/2005

illuminating ;)