Getting "NUN" tonight…
They come into the club,
And with the bartenders elbows rub,
They hike up their dangling dresses,
Don’t you be messin’ with these woman, bub…!
They all order virgin Mary’s,
With a little shot of whiskey,
Irish, of course, makes them frisky,
Showing off their legs, they feel a draft, that’s oh so risky…J
They are not out on the prowl,
Celibacy was their forever vow,
But just once in a while they need to let their hair down,
Better for me to stick to Zen and the Tao…
© ed ~ 3/17/05
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