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Getting "NUN" Tonight
by Ed Matlack
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Getting "NUN" tonight…


They come into the club,

And with the bartenders elbows rub,

They hike up their dangling dresses,

Don’t you be messin’ with these woman, bub…!


They all order virgin Mary’s,

With a little shot of whiskey,

Irish, of course, makes them frisky,

Showing off their legs, they feel a draft, that’s oh so risky…J


They are not out on the prowl,

Celibacy was their forever vow,

But just once in a while they need to let their hair down,

Better for me to stick to Zen and the Tao…

          © ed ~ 3/17/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
...and NUN to soon, either... took piano lessons from Sister Emily and I thought they were all BALD!

I think I sent you this pic from my sis, Kara... you've given it spice and "legs to stand on?" hehe... Good stuff! katy xox
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Now this is hilarous and this morning I can use hilarous. Sort of give depression a kick in the kiester. Thanks Ed.
Reviewed by Steve Patterson
absolutley wonderful.

the picture & the poem.

love it.
Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Ed---just reading this makes me want to run to confession. Too funny.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Nuns are People, Too - but ever since my Catholic school days, I've wondered if nuns had legs, and now I know! Thanks!!

PS But you better pray that Sister Mary Monster doesn't see this; she carries a very large paddle.
Reviewed by john zimmerman
did i ever tell you about sister ... oops this is a public board


and a good write to boot

Reviewed by Mary Quire
LOL I love the picture. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Oh don't they look smashing???

Those legs are most definitly well looked after...without a "shadow" or a doubt...yeah right!!

Love Tinky-nunsinistical
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Ditto what Robert said
I went to cathtolic school
them old girls can be pretty tough

William ..... Peace Brother
Reviewed by jude forese
you better say some hail mary's tonight ;)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahahaha Ed the pic is hilarious and your words matched it!Tooo much!LOL...

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
ROFL. OMG, thank you for the picture. I howled before reading the poem, and then the poem did me in some more. :-D ~~Nordette
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